Nah! It,s a striker we need!

Are they contestants for the Great British Bake Off?

No thanks, I'm sitting on the fence between voting Gary Coxall of Britain First and Pam Duxbury of Change UK.

Can he play left back ?

love island.

Crimewatch?

Wolverhampton South East would have been a worry had there been no photo.

And I've doubled checked, but I can't see Dave Jones anywhere.

Happy to oblige. Taken at Bury and captioned:.

"Dale (back row, centre) accosted by a fan while sat next to new club consultant Dave Jones (left)"

Surprised Monkeybutt hasnt said that he would be "itchen to get in Alexandra Phillips knickers yet"

Rob Rimmer who is standing in Carlisle appears to be a Klingon. None of the other parties are welcoming to to baddies from Star Trek. What more proof do people need that Farage is no racist?

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And good to see there are a couple of trans people in the line up. Very modern.

Stone Island MASSIVE innit

I have found memories of under the stand at Brisbane Road last year....

Dave Jones is a silly boy, Dave Jones is an anchor, should've be thrown in the dock, wrapped around an anchor......

Wish they had used this picture instead.

Be good to see who reveals themselves to be completely mad/racist or whatever first. Sunderland bloke has gone for it early by calling for a relaxation of gun laws in the UK. Seems to believe having lots of firearms in circulation works well in the US.

Considering a few years ago he espoused pro brexit and Trump views, I'm surprised George Reynolds isn't trying to represent Darlington. I mean...if it works for Hodcroft....

Has he got Chris Turner lined up as Director of Post Brexit Sports?

Rupert Lowe, former Southampton chairman on there as well.

Hands up those who think Deanne Clarke has changed her name from Dean?

It’s like guess who of idiots. “Does she look like Roisin Conaty””correct” it’s the Thirsk Candidate

Is he a hairy biker? Bingo Carlisle

Lots of people are worried that post-Brexit, the NHS and other institutions will be sold off to greedy money men, eager to grab what they can.

It's a good job Ken Hodcroft doesn't have any form for allowing this kind of thing to happen.

Does Uncle Ken still work for IOR?

Have they entered the modern world and created a website for this company yet?

Still exists, Unkle Ken is still listed as a director and it still includes running professional football clubs as one of the company activities. No further comment on having a website at this time.

That made me laugh in a slightly maniacal way.

It is very ironic that a man who is famously very private and a non-communicator is putting himself up for a role that requires a lot of communication and is most subject to public scrutiny.

Thanks for making me go and look WTF that was all about.

I wonder what would happen if someone were to throw another single-big-issue party into the mix, like, oh i dunno, the NHS party?

Under current predictions you have until October to save up for a Milkshake for him.