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 Post subject: Steve Bruce
PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 4:08 pm 
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Better known to Sunderland supporters as "that big fat geordie bastard" is linked to the vacant job at Newcastle according to the Beeb.

Good time to buy some Greggs shares before the official announcement.

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Bruce
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Big fat Geordie bastard + fat Cockney bastard = match made in heaven. Not!


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 Post subject: Re: Steve Bruce
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I think Steve Bruce is a decent bloke and manager to be fair, I would be seriously underwhelmed as a Newcastle fan but I’m sure they are used to that sort of thing. He’s not as bad as Steve McLaren, Joe Kinnear, Glenn Roeder or even Alan Pardew who was manager for ages who Ashley has previously took the cheap option on.


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 Post subject: Re: Steve Bruce
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 6:46 am 
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As much as I despise Alan Pardew, didn't he nearly take Newcastle to a champions league place during his time there?

Ashley is milking the club dry and the takeover looks like it was a smokescreen to give the fans hope when Rafa and Perez left. He's done similar things to avoid spending in past transfer windows and they keep falling for it.

Normally I'd not have much sympathy but there's something about cockney chancers fleecing football clubs that gets my goat but I'm not sure why!


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 Post subject: Re: Steve Bruce
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Sam Allardyce says NO!

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Bruce
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[quote="Bluestreak"]Better known to Sunderland supporters as "that big fat geordie bastard" is linked to the vacant job at Newcastle according to the Beeb.

just one of those who,s name is always spouted when there is a job going. a better class of steve evans.


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 Post subject: Re: Steve Bruce
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:45 am 
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Rubbish novelist

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Bruce
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Steve Bruce appointment as Newcastle manager has been delayed until the manufacturer can make up a XXXXXXL shirt.
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 Post subject: Re: Steve Bruce
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Someone's been cooking up farm foods frozen Donner in his wok.


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 Post subject: Re: Steve Bruce
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Nice Tyneside tan there Stevie. I bet that hurt!


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 Post subject: Re: Steve Bruce
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Can you imagine anyone letting themselves go that far :oops: bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Bruce
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He's definitely Greggnant on that photo.

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Bruce
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
He's definitely Greggnant on that photo.

:laugh: my new favourite term.


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 Post subject: Re: Steve Bruce
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Yes Greggnant i like it.
Much more polite.

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Bruce
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Signs on a three year contract.
Greggs shares soar on the news.
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