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Monkeybutt
 Post subject: Oi Twilight.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:38 am 
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I have orders for your Poolie monkey garden statues and your phone number no longer in service!

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
 Post subject: Re: Oi Twilight.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:54 am 
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Aliens.

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PJPoolie
 Post subject: Re: Oi Twilight.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:39 am 
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Two different versions.

He’s somewhere in outer space with probe tubes in every orifice.

He was seen leaving the Headland in small dingy saying he’s not coming back until he’s proven the PAC-MAN theory.
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Snowy
 Post subject: Re: Oi Twilight.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 5:42 am 
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He’s been shot into space, he’s orbiting the earth and passes over Hartlepool twice a day if you look to the south west.
Apparently the earth looks round up there so he’s staying up till he can work out why.

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Monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Oi Twilight.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 1:19 pm 
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I received a communication from outer space, all is well.

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