Who's quaffing wine and enjoying this spectacle of the Map of European politics.

I've just found out there's now a North Macedonia. When did this happen? Was it part of FYR Macedonia or Greece or a mix of both?

As usual the Eastern European’s will all vote en masse for whoever’s turn it is to win this year. I predict the four toothless 80 years old virgins who when doing their job of goat castrating sing a little song called ‘There’s balls on the floor and they’re slippy’ which they’ll perform tonight to rapturous applause and win by a mile. Put your money on The peoples Republic of Bogrovia featuring the Knacker Sisters and you won’t regret it

The lad from Pools is on now.

Nil points probably. Even Malta and Ireland will find it hard to justify giving us any points.

Iceland

I wouldn’t fight this dancer on with French entry. I reckon she works at the same Fetish club as the Icelandic act.

Decent song from Michael Rice.Highlights have to be Iceland's Slipknot and Oz's Kate Bush on stilts..

What would nana have thought of this smut..

Their doner meat shaves years off your life...

Madonna. Worst performance of the night. Flat and outta tune.

Madonna was shocking

he was not the worst I saw by a long way and the winner was a real forgettable durge. suppose coming from Hartlepool would be the kiss of death anyway.

Explain.

The lad did alright he didn't deserve to come last.He'd have picked up a whole load more points if he'd come on stage looking like Marilyn Manson or in a 70's catsuit tbh..








Nah,feck it,I'm blaming brexit..

I can't believe I'm sort of agreeing with Loid Blackwell, but Facebook went mental after the result, blaming Brexit. Like them there Azujamas et al sat at home listing to Eurovision, whilst worrying how Brexit will affect them???????

suppose coming from Hartlepool would be the kiss of death anyway.[/quote]
Explain.[/quote]
the town in my and my late parents lifetimes has not had the best of luck and how people from other towns think of it.

Explain.[/quote]
the town in my and my late parents lifetimes has not had the best of luck and how people from other towns think of it.[/quote]



You're not blaming Darlo fans for losing out on the televote are you.??

Did Neutral Moresnet get a mention? The best truncated triangle country ever.

Explain.[/quote]
the town in my and my late parents lifetimes has not had the best of luck and how people from other towns think of it.[/quote]
Who gives a flying fukc what other people think of it. Luck doesn’t come into it.