medieval Knights

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:26 pm

theme for the Barrow game

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

i miss the A, B, C game, time for a re run?

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade and called one of his squires: "I'm leaving for the crusade.
Here is the key to my wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned, you may use the key as I'm sure she will have needs."

The knight sets out on the dusty road, armored from head to toe. He takes one last look at his castle and sees the squire rushing across the drawbridge, yelling, "Stop! Stop! Thank goodness I was able to catch you. This is the wrong key."

Jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:56 pm **Posts:** 7384

Being negative I think if they ‘arm’ themselves with swords etc even though they will plastic it could cause a few issues ?

CJpoolie · **Joined:** Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:21 pm **Posts:** 62

Jamie1952 wrote:

Being negative I think if they ‘arm’ themselves with swords etc even though they will plastic it could cause a few issues ?

Barrow have put a black plastic bin by the entrance to collect all swords!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37376

Where will they tie their horses up at? It’ll be some trek on horseback over the Pennines, I hope there’s standing terraces as saddle sores are no joke.

BigJeffy · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:16 pm

Horses will have to be the same type as those used by the Knights in Monty Python's "Search for the Holy Grail" same as the horsies I had aged 4 to about 8 or 9 especially after a good western film. Gee up there horsie

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Snowy wrote:

Where will they tie their horses up at?

Hope the local bus company can come up with a Dismount and Ride option.

Clarence road kid · **Joined:** Sun Feb 01, 2015 1:54 pm **Posts:** 161

I'm pretty sure the local bus company is Stagecoach!

Clarence road kid · **Joined:** Sun Feb 01, 2015 1:54 pm **Posts:** 161

I'm pretty sure the local bus company is Stagecoach!

Jhumps84 · **Posted:** Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:43 am

Snowy wrote:

Where will they tie their horses up at? It’ll be some trek on horseback over the Pennines, I hope there’s standing terraces as saddle sores are no joke.

God that would be utterly brilliant if someone did go the whole hog and had horse and everything. Not sure anyone would know how to cope with it all

born toulouse · **Posted:** Thu Apr 11, 2019 10:04 am

When it comes to arguments about whether fancy dress is good or bad this should lance the boil.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37376

born toulouse wrote:

When it comes to arguments about whether fancy dress is good or bad this should lance the boil.

Ivanhoe answer to that!

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Apr 12, 2019 12:46 pm

That should spur you on to find out more.

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

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accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19627

Snowy wrote:

Where will they tie their horses up at? It’ll be some trek on horseback over the Pennines, I hope there’s standing terraces as saddle sores are no joke.

would anyone with more than one brain cell leave a horse tied up in barrow for 2 hours or more. it will get eaten cooked or raw or used as family transport.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat Apr 13, 2019 11:00 am

'Are brave Tommy ' fans will be pleased!

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3544

Hooray,hooray,hooray ,yeah Talbot. clappp

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Pele received an honoury knighthood, can I go as him? I'll go the whole hog, potentially upsetting folk, by dressing up as him after he's taken his erectile dysfunction pills.

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Apr 14, 2019 6:27 pm

Jimmy Savile was a knight of the realm. Reckon there will be someone who goes as him?

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3544

Jamie1952 wrote:

Being negative I think if they ‘arm’ themselves with swords etc even though they will plastic it could cause a few issues ?

They'd certainly be no match for a inflatable mace with spikes..

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37376

Jamie1952 wrote:

Being negative I think if they ‘arm’ themselves with swords etc even though they will plastic it could cause a few issues ?

Did they take a Death Star when they went as Imperial Storm Troopers and start destroying random planets? (mind you Featherstone does look like an Ewok).
However, it’s hardly the Crusades, If they set off with burning pitch and siege catapults then return with heads on a stick, then I’ll worry.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19627

yloop wrote:

Jimmy Savile was a knight of the realm. Reckon there will be someone who goes as him?

could win the paedo of the match award.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19627

yloop wrote:

Jimmy Savile was a knight of the realm. Reckon there will be someone who goes as him?

could win the paedo of the match award.

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