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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:39 pm 
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2 x bacon day proof
2 x cotswold crunch

All yummy, but my midriff is expanding at an alarming rate so will have to cut back to three. :lol:


What was the bacon day proof? 3 hours start to finish?

6 Hours!

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Turned out lovely, fresh bread for lunch, hubba.

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Oh my, the aroma from a long proof is sooo good.

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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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Been a tired Tim lately and only made focaccia, damn good though.

Just want to say hi to Crab and PJ :romance-kisscheek:

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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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Went to the zoo the other day, and saw a baguette in a cage,

I thought, hmm, bread in captivity.

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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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I just fell through the roof of a French bakery,

I’m in a world of pain.

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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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Recipe for real bread.

Real bread with covering of Whole Earth crunchy peanut butter ( made only with Hi-Oleic peanuts) with sliced organic banana topped with Manuka Honey.

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Nice seeded wholemeal last night for meeting with cheese scones and cherry/almond scones, yum.

Horden where were you?

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Was knackered marra, having walked back from Hartlepool along the beach yesterday. My loss, those Cherry & Almond scones sound delicious. Next time !!

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Was knackered marra, having walked back from Hartlepool along the beach yesterday. My loss, those Cherry & Almond scones sound delicious. Next time !!


They were lush.

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Made a lovely Rosemary and sea salt Focaccia yesterday, reignited my passion for making bread, stay tuned PJ :wink:

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Really enjoyed your bread last Christmas. Full family did


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Really enjoyed your bread last Christmas. Full family did


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Really enjoyed your bread last Christmas. Full family did


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You won`t be promoting carbs in your new roll will ya :wink:

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Really enjoyed your bread last Christmas. Full family did


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Did you just have a loaf of bread for your Christmas dinner ?

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Monkeybutt wrote:
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You won`t be promoting carbs in your new roll will ya :wink:


Can I have a sugar free Flour free yeast free wheat free roll please


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Just on making 2 large plain crusty whites. Made a bacon and black pudding last week, poached egg on top and walla!!! full english.

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Hartleblue wrote:
Just on making 2 large plain crusty whites. Made a bacon and black pudding last week, poached egg on top and walla!!! full english.


Just for future ref, it`s voila and full english needs sausage, beans, mushrooms and tomato( hash brown in some circles)

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It's always been walla, monkeybutt you bufoon.


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you say tomatow I say tomato, who gives a fuck! Walla! :roll:

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you say tomatow I say tomato, who gives a fuck! Walla! :roll:


Made up word, place in Washington :ugeek:

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All words are made up


How about down?

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Just pulled out a crusty white PJ, mmm all warm :wink:

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Made up words them, can't use them.

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Will you be doing bread again this Xmas?

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In reference to the title, isn't all bread, good or bad, still 'real' if it's there in front of you? Just a thought.

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In reference to the title, isn't all bread, good or bad, still 'real' if it's there in front of you? Just a thought.


Nope, real bread contains 4 ingredients, keep it real man!

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
Will you be doing bread again this Xmas?


I haven`t really considered it yet, will let you know by end of November.

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Monkeybutt wrote:
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In reference to the title, isn't all bread, good or bad, still 'real' if it's there in front of you? Just a thought.


Nope, real bread contains 4 ingredients, keep it real man!

Nah. The bread exists therefore it is real. However if you replaced 'real' with 'decent', It would make sense.
Just being awkward for the sake of it, being on call can be boring.

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Snowy wrote:
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In reference to the title, isn't all bread, good or bad, still 'real' if it's there in front of you? Just a thought.


Nope, real bread contains 4 ingredients, keep it real man!

Nah. The bread exists therefore it is real. However if you replaced 'real' with 'decent', It would make sense.
Just being awkward for the sake of it, being on call can be boring.

But the word bread is made up so how can the bread itself be real?


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That would lead to an existential discussion on the subject.

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That would lead to an existential discussion on the subject.

Look at you with your made up words.

I'm all for anything that might make this thread interesting. :wink:


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Life is like a shit bread sandwich. The more bread you have the less shit you eat.

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Hooked on Country crunch at the minute, superb bread with malted barley and flakes, be out the oven at 4pm :clap:

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Mmm just got back into making bread, couple of wholemeals and a focaccia, hubba :dance:

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Any for sale?


Next Wednesday, what you want?

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Doing any for this coming Christmas?

Over Xmas dinner was ruined by lack of your bread.

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Next Wednesday, what you want?


Cotswold crunch......if not available anything, just use your loaf :banana-linedance:

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Doing any for this coming Christmas?

Over Xmas dinner was ruined by lack of your bread.


Santa is not the only one who comes once a year :wink:

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Next Wednesday, what you want?


Cotswold crunch.....if not available anything just use your loaf :banana-linedance:


Availability is good.

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Got a Cotswold Crunch, White and 50/50 Wholewheat on the go, all day proof with less yeast for an open texture, kitchen gonna be smelling great about 3pm when it comes out, thick crunchy crust, hubba!

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