Features a big picture of Martin Gray and says Gray won't be manager?
What is the point of that? Who else won't be manager? Joseph Stalin, Hitler, the list is endless.
I'm gonna demand my face on the back page of the Mail saying I won't be manager!

I won't be manager either, don't want a full page photo in the mail though.

I'm not going again until the mail lists everyone whose not gunna be manager

There's a zebra crossing between that car park and Asda. If you can't go between the two then put up a big fuckoff fence.

Thanks Mr Loop but I think this is the wrong thread

Is the zebra crossing getting the manager job??

Fuck knows how this ended up in here. Definitely replied to the right one ffs.

I'm not going again until the mail announces a zebra crossing is not getting the manager job.

Will it be called the `Fence of HUFC`?

Is it a Newcy Brown drinker from Middleton Grange called Bubba?

If it was down to choosing between the Zebra crossing and Lee Clark I’m backing the magpie coloured road crossing.

How about Lee Clark or Martin Gray?

That’s a tough one line choosing between being burnt or buried alive or like comparing shit and shite.

I actually have lee clarkes number in my phone and i am on first name terms with him.

It's a shame you didn't have Lee Clark's number as you could of called him and told him to feck off thinking he can manage Pools.

I've got quite a few numbers in my phone and I'm on first name terms with the majority of them, do I need to ring them all and see if they are going to be Pools new manager or not?

Gonna take a while like, but needs must.

Do it then get pictures for the Mail.

Clark has lasted 6 months, 12 months and 8 months in his last 3 jobs and has won less than 1 game in 5 in that time.

Looking on the bright side, if he does come we won't have to put up with him for very long.

Chances of me buying a season ticket are zero if it's him like. Maybe it's not too late to take up golf...

I see there is quite a bit of criticism and reluctance to have Gray as the manager can anyone explain why?

It's because of all those shipyard workers he laid off.

ahh i get it now hes a greedy capitalist who regards his workers as an expendable commodity........sounds like a top football manager to me!

It's because of that shit art gallery.

The twat ran the London Marathon.

Didn't know Mick 'Tate' was putting in for it.

The Gray was never a shit art gallery.. Thank you.

He had a pretty decent set of fields too.
Not too fussed on his thorpe like.

I loved the Gray as a youth, it was one of the few places in the town that was a bit different and an escape from all the samey normality.

The Mail is now telling us Lee Clark is not in the frame for the Pools job either.

Scooby Doo is out of the running too as he's after the Carlisle job. Pugh, Pugh, Barney Macgrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb have all distanced themselves too. Peppa Pig could not be contacted, but a spokesman said Oink, fecking Oink!!!

Is this going to be a daily feature? Who's not going to be next Pools manager? It could run on a while unless they stop once a manager is appointed.

They could probably spread it across the whole Mail so it’s full of NOT News.

Asteroid will not hit the Mill House Stand at 4.30 this afternoon!

Aliens will NOT land on the Rec!

Pools will NOT appoint Eddie Izzard as first team coach.

It’s endless

Ricky Martin is not gay.

And Martin Gray is not Ricky

I am going to be unveiled as the new manger. I have the full backing of the my postman. I am having a press conference in my garden shed tomorrow.

According to Liam Kennedy your postman says the deal is off.

Sadly with out the backing of our postman I'm not going to Pools. I am however going for the Sunderland job as the Domino's deliveryman says I look good in a 3 piece suite.

Was that the video with Ben Dover as the pizza delivery guy?