Sadly need to pop in today, is the car park free after 5pm does anyone know?

Got another job?

Need some new shoes thats all.

It is free from 3pm at the car park near h & m/exercise4less.

Towns only open till 6 though so i'd be quick.

Obviously this information is readily available on the middleton grange website, but if you feel the need to ask on here thats fine.

Hun

That include the multi storey?

Fuck off ffs

Thanks Joe.. re....

"Parking is FREE on Sundays and after 3pm* on weekdays in the multi-storey, underground and Stockton Street car parks*."

It doesnt mention what the asterix denotes, do you know?

Email them.

(in before "What's their email address?")

Does any one know the length of the bays? I know my car is less than 1.9 metres the maximum stipulated height in the basement car park but will my car fit in the designated parking bays?

45 barleycorns I think

I don't think it denotes anything as there is 2 of them either side of the sentance.

Have you had a fall recently and banged your head?

Why dont you take the bus and save the planet?

If you live on the Fens you can get the numbers 3/3A/6/7 or 36 just let me know your location for times.

After your stressful retail experience you could go for a sneaky one........just let me know your drinks preference or if you think you are posh or not.

They are quotation marks. This is an asterix - * and they appear after 3PM and car parks.

hth

and that means?

Have you had a fall?

Space is in the wrong place

Genuinely, you're dense.

* on weekdays in the multi-storey, underground and Stockton Street car parks*

I know how PJ feels when the bully squad arrives

They have shoe shops there now?

I'd call it self policing of shitposting but each to their own.

I've just lost the will to live.

Years of supporting Pools but it's this thread that made you give up on life?!

Last time I was in Middleton Grange, Fine Fare had just opened. 1978.

Pretty much the cast of the Walking dead gather there during the day, those cramming for their finals and the elite who gather in Costa to mock the ones going in B&M and count how many crutches they can see before the froth disappears off the Cappuccino.

Weaving between teenage pram pushers with 7 inch nails scrolling through facey looking for a drama so they can ask "U ok hun?"

Next weeks hartlepool mail feature that.

Who remembers Weigh your own...

Fine Fare Fags: £1.50 a pack (back in my non no-smoking days).

Show us a photo of the shoes you bought then.

Middleton Grange is what you get when local Councillors think they know best and build crackpot vanity projects.
I was told at college that there was a lot of doubts in the minds of the planning inspectorate as no one had completely flattened an existing high street to relocate a new one that distance away.
I suspect the planning inspectors knew what they were talking about.

Without Middleton Grange we wouldn't have had HRH Princess Anne and HM the Queen.
But we'd still have had Middleton Grange Lane.

Is that they were conceived like?

Back of my old school that, overlooking the Bull Field.

The Bull Field!
Where were the sodding bulls, eh? Did you ever see one? Can anybody PROVE it was a bull field?

A lot of Bull is talked there now!

I dont mind the town.

B n M is canny.

You just don't get Messerschmitts crash landing there like you used to.

The left hand boy of the two kids with their mam is Snowy.

A reliable sauce told me that Tree got knacked by two gadgies called Paul. Just saying like, and your getting the denial in first looks suspicious.

Probably too young to remember petunia or petrova but quality right there.

Guaranteed a fight on the ‘Bully’ after school nearly every day. Maybe named thus because of the circling, snorting and foot stomping leading up to the first round.

Dont they do that now on the same site?

Just buff up your existing one's, they'll come up okay.....