Dickinsons real deal

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

It's on at the moment from Hartlepool. Some bloke selling some floodlights.

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

Is this him?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

Thats the fella!!

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

He's a W⚓

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:07 pm

I want to punch that fucking smirk right off his fat face.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37436

Would you buy a used car off this man.....?

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

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Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

Snowy wrote:

Would you buy a used car off this man.....?

I'd rather buy one off Mr I. when he was a kid

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Mumtaz's rucksack wrote:

Is this him?

Ah, but he was a wonderful facebook friend to so many...

Northshore · **Joined:** Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:34 pm **Posts:** 106

The blurb on Coxall’s Linkedin. What an absolute cockwomble

My business background is one that has taken me on a very colourful and challenging journey so far, ensuring that I have been regularly out of my comfort zone, so much so that being out of my comfort zone has become my comfort zone. And I've absolutely loved it!

Who doesn't love a challenge...?

Ranging from integrating as a junior employee within a multi-departmental corporation to running and growing businesses I have developed my personal skills to be able to adapt to any environment which has allowed me to understand individuals, especially what it is that makes them individual. This background and skillset has ensured that I excel in a commercial environment, having sold to and grown services in many sectors, in various countries across the globe.

My specialist sectors are particularly wide and varied, from Company Formations to Recruitment, from Property to Construction and trade services. Commercially, I have led teams and have had the responsibility of;

* Mergers
* Acquisitions
* Recruitment campaigns
* Sports negotiation
* Contract proposal/drafting
* Pre-sales negotiation
* Partnership identification
* Partnership development
* Tendering
* Charitable concepts

Although I have a varied background, I also retain a dedication to remain personable and never be false under any circumstances, it's something I believe has, and always will, alienate people - to lose your individuality and become too mechanical. It is something that has kept me in good stead so far and hopefully will continue to do so in the future.

Goal-wise, I try not to set myself too many unachievable targets, I prefer to remain realistic and keep my feet on the ground, however my main aim is to be happy, comfortable and to play as much golf as possible - is 6 times per week too much?!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Not bad for someone who was Goldbergs tea boy.

Seagull, Seagull, Seagull. · **Joined:** Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:44 pm **Posts:** 477

I get sent CVs all the time- that one would be passed round the office so we could all laugh at it’s ridiculousness!

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:51 am

* Mergers
* Acquisitions
* Recruitment campaigns
* Sports negotiation
* Contract proposal/drafting
* Pre-sales negotiation
* Partnership identification
* Partnership development
* Tendering
* Charitable concepts

Can't decide which of that list is the most ridiculous to claim but I think charitable concepts is the most obscene.

Dalton'sHaircut · **Joined:** Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 1013

Seagull, Seagull, Seagull. wrote:

I get sent CVs all the time- that one would be passed round the office so we could all laugh at it’s ridiculousness!

Fully agree, I said this at the time on here on a number of occasions. That CV/background would find it difficult to get an entry level job in my team (or any decent sized business) and there he was given the keys to play with a balance sheet and profit and loss account of a 3M turnover little enterprise.

Comes back to this fit and proper thing, yet he's also had more money pass through his fingers than I will see in my lifetime I would imagine. Bloody scary!!!

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Northshore wrote:

The blurb on Coxall’s Linkedin. What an absolute cockwomble

My business background is one that has taken me on a very colourful and challenging journey so far, ensuring that I have been regularly out of my comfort zone, so much so that being out of my comfort zone has become my comfort zone. And I've absolutely loved it!

Who doesn't love a challenge...?

Ranging from integrating as a junior employee within a multi-departmental corporation to running and growing businesses I have developed my personal skills to be able to adapt to any environment which has allowed me to understand individuals, especially what it is that makes them individual. This background and skillset has ensured that I excel in a commercial environment, having sold to and grown services in many sectors, in various countries across the globe.

My specialist sectors are particularly wide and varied, from Company Formations to Recruitment, from Property to Construction and trade services. Commercially, I have led teams and have had the responsibility of;

* Mergers
* Acquisitions
* Recruitment campaigns
* Sports negotiation
* Contract proposal/drafting
* Pre-sales negotiation
* Partnership identification
* Partnership development
* Tendering
* Charitable concepts

Although I have a varied background, I also retain a dedication to remain personable and never be false under any circumstances, it's something I believe has, and always will, alienate people - to lose your individuality and become too mechanical. It is something that has kept me in good stead so far and hopefully will continue to do so in the future.

Goal-wise, I try not to set myself too many unachievable targets, I prefer to remain realistic and keep my feet on the ground, however my main aim is to be happy, comfortable and to play as much golf as possible - is 6 times per week too much?!

That goes from making me want to spew up in a few parts to making me laugh out loud in others. It like a mixture of Alan Partridge and David Brent.

What an enormous bellender. An absolute conman, a vacuous bullshitting little worm.

Bossa Nova · **Joined:** Sun Feb 01, 2015 1:51 am **Posts:** 376

MadJohn wrote:

You're being a tad unkind. Don't underestimate the difficulty of "integrating as a junior employee within a multi-departmental corporation"

...or starting a new job, as most would describe it.

Thank God I'm retired! This is the kind of pisswhiffle I had to attempt to write in my monthly assessments at my last job. The kind of utter todgerbollocks that had some people comparing a trip to the stationery cupboard for a new box of paperclips to going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. The modern workplace is full of people who write this tripe and people who read it and think "hmm, this guy is just what we need to head up our latest Titanic deckchair reshuffle".

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:21 pm

Bossa Nova wrote:

MadJohn wrote:

You're being a tad unkind. Don't underestimate the difficulty of "integrating as a junior employee within a multi-departmental corporation"

...or starting a new job, as most would describe it.

Thank God I'm retired! This is the kind of pisswhiffle I had to attempt to write in my monthly assessments at my last job. The kind of utter todgerbollocks that had some people comparing a trip to the stationery cupboard for a new box of paperclips to going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. The modern workplace is full of people who write this tripe and people who read it and think "hmm, this guy is just what we need to head up our latest Titanic deckchair reshuffle".

Very true the modern workplace is full of bullshit!

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:42 pm

This is why I refuse to translate CVs. Having to read that kind of bullshit once is bad enough.

Smithy1 · **Joined:** Sun Sep 03, 2017 1:33 pm **Posts:** 570

Hartleblue wrote:

I want to punch that fucking smirk right off his fat face.

Here Here!!!!

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