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 Post subject: us poor deluded fools
PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:21 pm 
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Right lets get a grip. There are No potential investors that give 2 fucks about Pools surviving as a National league team. It is still about money and nothing else. We've been fooked over by Coxhall and Co and the Football authorities. The sooner we all wake up to the reality the better. We are an ex club.We are fooked.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:06 am 
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I've just been talking to a bloke tonight at the top of Belk Street who swears he's won tonight's Euromillion's jackpot of £90m. I'm trying to convince him that there's more to life than a fortnight all inclusive trip to Benidorm and your own weight in Shag baccy. He's not a footy fan but I've got him up to 6 keepy up's in his back garden and by midnight he'll hopefully want to commit fully to a full Trust £million investment.....watch this space......I'm buttering him up with a pattie lot from the Odd Cod.

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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:
I've just been talking to a bloke tonight at the top of Belk Street who swears he's won tonight's Euromillion's jackpot of £90m. I'm trying to convince him that there's more to life than a fortnight all inclusive trip to Benidorm and your own weight in Shag baccy. He's not a footy fan but I've got him up to 6 keepy up's in his back garden and by midnight he'll hopefully want to commit fully to a full Trust £million investment.....watch this space......I'm buttering him up with a pattie lot from the Odd Cod.


We know you're talking shit, there are no "back gardens" in Belk Street. There's just dog shit encrusted back streets and a shrine to Evelyn Harrison.


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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:
I've just been talking to a bloke tonight at the top of Belk Street who swears he's won tonight's Euromillion's jackpot of £90m. I'm trying to convince him that there's more to life than a fortnight all inclusive trip to Benidorm and your own weight in Shag baccy. He's not a footy fan but I've got him up to 6 keepy up's in his back garden and by midnight he'll hopefully want to commit fully to a full Trust £million investment.....watch this space......I'm buttering him up with a pattie lot from the Odd Cod.

That's nowt, as we speak, I'm in the back garden fracking, having charged up all my drills, got some pipe work left over from the central heating and I'm down to Screwfix later for a very long drill bit. Meanwhile I'm building a flare stack in the garden.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:01 am 
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I know the gadgie who is the official Robin Hood. He's managed to get Sanchez's new address, won't be long now until he comes galloping back from Cheshire with some swag to save the day.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:12 am 
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It's like Dunkirk, except there's no boats to rescue us, so we're stuck on the fucking beach and getting dive bombed with bills.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:44 am 
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Snowy wrote:
It's like Dunkirk, except there's no boats to rescue us, so we're stuck on the fucking beach and getting dive bombed with bills.


We shall go on to the end, we shall fight at the Vic,
we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our town, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this town or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by Jeff Stelling, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.”

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:46 am 
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Bluestreak wrote:
Snowy wrote:
It's like Dunkirk, except there's no boats to rescue us, so we're stuck on the fucking beach and getting dive bombed with bills.


We shall go on to the end, we shall fight at the Vic,
we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our town, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this town or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by Jeff Stelling, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.”

Or we could just start again from scratch??


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:58 am 
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The speech of Churchill's was really a call for help from the U.S.A (United Supporters Association)

If you would like to join this new group just send me £50.

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 Post subject: Re: us poor deluded fools
PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 11:10 am 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg9aQvjMS60

Come on Gers do your bit for Pools, a sell out concert at the Vic.... 30.000 x £25 = Salvation! :dance:

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Dont worry my Bunker chums, I’m putting together a team of rent boys to raise the necessary funds. Don’t worry about lubrication, Mr I had given me access to his moisturiser stash.


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 Post subject: Re: us poor deluded fools
PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 11:14 am 
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If a local guy with a huge pot of money won’t come in and buy us because the owners can’t be honest about where the moneys going then we’re fucked.

It’s like your mate selling you a car for 2k. Then saying oh you gotta keep up the repayments on it too. And this payment on it, and this one. But I can’t tell you why.

And it’s a really rusty and shit car that everyone just argues over.

Your sensible Mam says why not scrap the car n just put it towards a new one that has no payments on it

But yer daft Uncle keeps telling you to just plough money into this car, even though you don’t know who these payments are too. Don’t question it. Just hand over all your money n bend over.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 11:18 am 
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Hartleblue wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg9aQvjMS60

Come on Gers do your bit for Pools, a sell out concert at the Vic.... 30.000 x £25 = Salvation! :dance:


Brilliant this should be shown to the players just before the games!

By the way i didnt know Abba played guitars :?

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Hartleblue wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg9aQvjMS60

Come on Gers do your bit for Pools, a sell out concert at the Vic.... 30.000 x £25 = Salvation! :dance:

Salvation = £750?


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pooliecrab wrote:
Hartleblue wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg9aQvjMS60

Come on Gers do your bit for Pools, a sell out concert at the Vic.... 30.000 x £25 = Salvation! :dance:

Salvation = £750?


Chip fryers back?

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 Post subject: Re: us poor deluded fools
PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:22 pm 
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
I know the gadgie who is the official Robin Hood. He's managed to get Sanchez's new address.

Everybody knows Sanchez's address.

Jordi Sanchez,
Jail,
Madrid,
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http://www.catalannews.com/news/item/sp ... anizations

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:55 pm 
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Bluestreak wrote:
pooliecrab wrote:
Hartleblue wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg9aQvjMS60

Come on Gers do your bit for Pools, a sell out concert at the Vic.... 30.000 x £25 = Salvation! :dance:

Salvation = £750?


Chip fryers back?

Pools problems only became apparent when they stopped selling chips, can't be a coincidence


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 Post subject: Re: us poor deluded fools
PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:57 pm 
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Right lets get a grip. There are No potential investors that give 2 fucks about Pools surviving as a National league team. It is still about money and nothing else. We've been fooked over by Coxhall and Co and the Football authorities. The sooner we all wake up to the reality the better. We are an ex club.We are fooked.



This is news to me and I'm in complete shock

Perhaps you should team up another board member and post things that are bleddin' obvious


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Well said qwerty. It does need repeating because so many devoted fans cannot come round to believing what it staring them in the face.
The odds on a rich benefactor paying off the crooks to whom we owe money is so small that we should liquidated and get on as quickly as possible with a Trust owned (hopefully) Hartlepools United (nicknamed the Dockers? no that's asking too much). Any future funds handed over to Pam to might as well be tossed down a drain.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 3:50 pm 
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Well said qwerty. It does need repeating because so many devoted fans cannot come round to believing what it staring them in the face.
The odds on a rich benefactor paying off the crooks to whom we owe money is so small that we should liquidated and get on as quickly as possible with a Trust owned (hopefully) Hartlepools United (nicknamed the Dockers? no that's asking too much). Any future funds handed over to Pam to might as well be tossed down a drain.



I really don't see where people are getting this from. It's a very small fraction of fans who believe we are OK, the majority know we are cattle trucked


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dstanley wrote:
Well said qwerty. It does need repeating because so many devoted fans cannot come round to believing what it staring them in the face.
The odds on a rich benefactor paying off the crooks to whom we owe money is so small that we should liquidated and get on as quickly as possible with a Trust owned (hopefully) Hartlepools United (nicknamed the Dockers? no that's asking too much). Any future funds handed over to Pam to might as well be tossed down a drain.



I really don't see where people are getting this from. It's a very small fraction of fans who believe we are OK, the majority know we are cattle trucked


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 5:08 pm 
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The sooner people realise that Pools as we knew it is dead, the sooner we can get on with creating a new community club.


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You’re highly likely to be proven right but whilst theirs even 1% of hope I wouldn’t expect people to just give up on 110 years of history.


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Mr Irrelevant wrote:
The sooner people realise that Pools as we knew it is dead, the sooner we can get on with creating a new community club.

Mr I said we...there's a positive for today anyway.


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PJPoolie wrote:
You’re highly likely to be proven right but whilst theirs even 1% of hope I wouldn’t expect people to just give up on 110 years of history.



When Chris Musgrave walked away that 1% disappeared but the history never will. A football club is within the DNA of the Supporters. The wind that blows from the North Sea. The nights stood on the terraces. The memories of good and bad times. It is not the legal entity of whichever limited company owns Pools. When Hodcroft used to talk about the owners I used to think 'fuck off, you're just the custodians of the shares. We still own the club, we always will because we are the club

Once we get past this, I'll do whatever I'm asked to do and sometimes what I'm asked not to do.

Easier to do now the influenza and pneumonia has weakened.


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Mr Irrelevant wrote:
The sooner people realise that Pools as we knew it is dead, the sooner we can get on with creating a new community club.


Agreed. I'm well into the acceptance stage of this now.

Time to move on with the next stage in Pools history.


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We’ll not make it to March and people are still going on about relegation and sacking the manager.. I just see HUFC as Coxall/Goldberg now after this weeks revelations and I don’t want to give the fuckers another penny


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Even if they end up in prison then I will always have anger towards those responsible.

But knowing that I will still have a club to follow and take my son to games when he is old enough gives me some warmth.

I am in agreement that fans and location make a club, not the owners, not the badge, not the name, not the players. It will still be our club.

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congress_tart wrote:
Even if they end up in prison then I will always have anger towards those responsible.

But knowing that I will still have a club to follow and take my son to games when he is old enough gives me some warmth.

I am in agreement that fans and location make a club, not the owners, not the badge, not the name, not the players. It will still be our club.

Providing the 'location's' in the town.

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We are in a position where this should be the case though?

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