Am I the only who chooses to sit on the bog for a piss rather than risk the splashes from the urinal whilst wearing light grey trousers?

No you are not the only one, Mr Tree........our lass does it as well/

Eh? I mean Eh???? I still mean ehhhhhh??????? Either the worlds gone mad or I'm normal!!!!!

Eh? I mean Eh???? I still mean ehhhhhh??????? Either the worlds gone mad or I'm normal!!!!!

I'm surprised you bother visiting the toilet at all, I'd have thought you would just slash in a plant pot or similar.

Yes.
Do you shit on the urinal to compensate....?

It happened to me years ago during a summer evening. Having a piss and those fuckin' sprinkler things come on and spoil the enjoyment of pushing the disinfectant blocks along the trough. Soaking wet and looked like I'd pissed myself. Got some very strange looks after doing a Mr Bean over the hand dryer with circus style acrobatics and re-emerging into pub trying to look unconcerned and crossing legs over futile like. Ah, at least the music on the juke box was good back then.

Them yellow cubes arent pineapple chunks.

White ones in my local, I always thought they were Kendal mint cake.

I sit down all the time, saves having to wipe the sprinkles from the tinkles around the crapper or seat, makes sense to me.

Light grey trousers are completely unacceptable. Pissing on them improves the situation by making you look like an incontinent piss head. That distracts people from your scandalous trouser choice.

I'm all about the navy chino

I wear piss coloured trousers.

Makes sense really


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Ah, but which shade, it can vary.

This is a piss poor thread

Wait a minute. Piss coloured trousers would be yellow. Yellow trousers are absolutely the worst you can get for piss stains.
You get piss stains on yellow trousers even if you never go within a mile of a piss.

Surely all self respecting modern men sit down to pee at home in a household where women/girls live? It's a totally decent thing to do right to avoid piss sprinkles all over the floor?

Worst trouser stain incident I saw was with a mate who had to be circumcised in his early 20's because his helmet skin became too tight. First trip out in pub after recuperating from op a big stain appeared on his beige jeans (this was mid 90's) around the balls area, we all started laughing about him pissing himself whilst he rushed off to toilets. As he didn't re-appear for a while a few of us went to see if he was alright, found him standing with his knob out and blood spurting out in streams to the beat of his heart. Seems they'd stitched him up a bit incorrectly and it burst around the area the blood vein in your knob is. A few of us went as grey as Tree's trousers at that point and an ambulance was called promptly!!!!

Do you often wear yellow trousers?

Yellow trousers won't hide a fecking big damp patch. In fact wearing yellow pants must surely be a crime.

You lot need to drink more water if your piss is proper yellow. Hydration is key.

Worst I ever saw was a fat bloke who used to be a regular at Darlo back at Feethams. He was that big he just used to wear a raggy pair of grey joggers and probably couldnt see his knob even in front of a mirror. He came back from the bogs once with a wet patch the size of a dinner plate on his joggers, blissfully unaware of the stains on show!

Didn't realise Dibble was a Darlo fan.

FTFY

Best ask Talbot, bet he's had the same pair of piss soaked joggers on since Xmas day..

Better then being a useless sack of cum like you. You're so dense light bends around you

There you go playing the non sequitur card again.