in the table as Gateshead winning at Torquay atm. At least we'll go into the derby game as underdog's

Gateshead are just as shite as us at present. This league is so shite we had Maccs on the ropes and should've put them to bed and they are top by two points.

Torquay equalized in the last minute.
Yep the full division is diabolical twice as bad as i thought it would be before the season started.

That is the tragedy of this criminally wasted campaign Wommers this shitty league is there for the taking. However, IF Craig Harrison was to be chased down the road to Welsh Wales overnight, replaced with someone capable of clearing up his mess, the overblown squad somehow reduced by five or six time-wasters and a couple of half-decent acquisitions recruited then maybe, just maybe a late play-off push could still be achievable.

Aww who am I kidding, there is more chance of Santa's fat arse emerging from our fireplace than the above coming to pass - it is Only a Winter's Tale.

It may be a shitty league, but we are a shitty team . Perfect match.
Oh dear.

We're just below average shite, that's a real constellation.

Below average shite is till shite.

Nice of the league to expect gateshead to travel to torquay mid week in december.

Two cracking spelling mistakes there lads....

Constellation.....a group of stars (hardly describe our squad)

Till shite....small change

We are a poor team in a poor league of poor teams. What I will say about most of the others though is this , they have a different attitude, plenty of passion , heart and desire, that in itself is usually enough to beat our prima donna pussycats. We will see this attitude in all its glory on Saturday at Workington, a team not as good as us, but wanting it more. Gateshead away in my view was always a potential banana skin, even if we were doing well, nailed on defeat as it stands at the moment.

Glad you have your priorities sorted, at least there’s no relegation from the spelling league.