Theresa May speech shitshow

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Oct 04, 2017 6:21 pm

After I wiped away the tears of laughter I almost felt a little bit sorry for her. Then I remembered the money she hoyed at the DUP to keep power.

Jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:56 pm **Posts:** 7364

Chip Fireball wrote:

Caught some of it on the news headlines. It is painful to watch her now. Likewise I don't take much pleasure in seeing someone suffering, but then I remembered how much she loves fox hunting, so I guess it is Karma of some kind.

Probably rather still have her running the show than the utter fucking clown that is Boris Johnson ( been telling everyone he can't survive on a salary of 140k a year apparently ) but you cant help thinking there's only Philip Hammond in that Cabinet actually in touch with reality.

Fuck all chance of her sorting out Brexit like. Or anything else for that matter.

What about Jacob Res Mogg ?

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:04 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

After I wiped away the tears of laughter I almost felt a little bit sorry for her. Then I remembered the money she hoyed at the DUP to keep power.

Strong and stable though

They still have support though, on here and in the North East, which fucking amazes me and like I said the other day, they've almost doubled the debt and still keep pushing the heinous austerity dogshite

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:06 pm

Jamie1952 wrote:

Chip Fireball wrote:

Caught some of it on the news headlines. It is painful to watch her now. Likewise I don't take much pleasure in seeing someone suffering, but then I remembered how much she loves fox hunting, so I guess it is Karma of some kind.

Probably rather still have her running the show than the utter fucking clown that is Boris Johnson ( been telling everyone he can't survive on a salary of 140k a year apparently ) but you cant help thinking there's only Philip Hammond in that Cabinet actually in touch with reality.

Fuck all chance of her sorting out Brexit like. Or anything else for that matter.

What about Jacob Res Mogg ?

Jacob Ress C.utn I call him, god bothering fuckstick

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:33 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

M.P for the 19th Century ?

Probably as far from being in touch with reality as the worst of them.

True, however in the age of randomlolz and top banter, people think him and Boris are top fellas

We really as a nation need to do away with this cap doffing crap, it 2017 ffs, we are a country awash with money, but are heading towards a Victorian social structure

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Got to be the most loathsome human being alive.

I hope he does become leader of the tories.

He is thick as dog shite as well.

Rudolph Hucker · **Joined:** Thu May 11, 2017 3:59 pm **Posts:** 165

Apart from saying that her campaign had been "too Presidential", how many references will be made in the next couple of days to "The British Dream" and, therefore, henceforth???

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Oct 05, 2017 6:59 am

You'd never have nightmares lime that under a Labour government.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:22 am

phil wrote:

I hope Theresa May and her clique of millionaires never experience that level of suffering.

I beg to differ.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:34 am

She was abysmal and deserves any suffering that comes her way plus a bit extra for luck. On top of it all she was wearing a Frida Kahlo bracelet - hard to believe she's that big a fan of the disabled, bi-sexual, communist who shagged Trotsky as a bit of change from Mexico's leading communist mural artist Diego Rivera. I know Kahlo has just become a harmless icon featuring bright colours, fruit and impressive eyebrows but aren't a Prime Ministers people meant to check these things? I don't give her credit for much but I bet nobody never saw Thatcher in a Che Guevara tee shirt.

Pooly_Imp · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:36 pm **Posts:** 2741

I'm no fan of hers but it wasn't funny or original. Like handing a copy of The Torah to old Corbynface.

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

I reckon the 'cough' was faked. It's an old ruse, she was using the old cough routine to mask the sound of her consistent farting and uncontrolled loose bowel movement and following through caused by the sickly embarrassing 'British Dream' what she was trying to get across to her subjects.

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

When she was given her P45 she must have followed through judging by the way she was walking.

Pooly_Imp · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:36 pm **Posts:** 2741

I think Jezza has won battle of the conference speeches. Wasn't a good day for Mrs M...... still she should take heart and be glad that Labour have Diane Abbott.

Rudolph Hucker · **Joined:** Thu May 11, 2017 3:59 pm **Posts:** 165

I have to say, Ray, the idea of it being faked was exactly what went through my mind at the time. Add on the fact that Hammond just happened to have a cough sweet in his pocket and it gave her the opportunity to have a dig at Corbyn............................... Very neat. She may well have had a cold but it didn't seem apparent when she spoke previously.

Of course, it's something the 'septics' would never, ever have thought of but as I've grown to be so cynical of them, nothing would surprise me about the things we would do as we creep further and further up their 'freckle'.

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

Yes, also don't know if anyone noticed Hammond's sleight of hand when he gave her the cough drop with his right hand, which caught everyone's attention, but what went unnoticed, his left hand slid a toilet roll on to the back of the lectern to help her out just in case. The reason the letter R dropped off the sign behind her was the incredible uncontrolled blast of methane gas. Which again was masked by the 'dream' cough.

Rudolph Hucker · **Joined:** Thu May 11, 2017 3:59 pm **Posts:** 165

Summed up nicely, Chip.

Theresa May speech shitshow

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