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 Post subject: Crap song titles
PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:06 pm 
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Stool if you think it's over- Chris Diarra(r)ea.


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Curling - The Furniture Detectives


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God rest his sole, up there in Scatmans World with Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo.


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The Harry Lime theme from The Turd Man. Anton Karas.
Wild One (excremental version). Thin Lizzie.
Constipation Blues. Screaming Jay Hawkins.

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Crappers Delight.

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 Post subject: Re: Crap song titles
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Down In The Tube Station At Mid-Shite

Bog-Roll With It

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 Post subject: Re: Crap song titles
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Crappy Talk!!!!
Female of the Faeces!!!!
The Winnitt Takes It All!!!!


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God rest his sole, up there in Scatmans World with Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo.


Not more fish puns?

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Big Log

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Poo are you - the poo.

Shit's of the year - squeeze

Song no 2 - blur

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 Post subject: Re: Crap song titles
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Guano Him So Well - Elaine Paige

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Should I wait or should I go now.

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Anything by

The Small Faeces
The Faeces or indeed Rod Stewart and the Faeces

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Liveable shit. Sleaford Bogs.

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take the strain - Napalm death

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the kids are all shite

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Crappy Together - The Turdles

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Gap band - Hoops upside your head


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All things must pass - Beatles
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Wipeout - The Saints
Do The Standing Stool - The Table
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Crapital radio - the clash

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You can't say crap on the radio - stiff little fingers

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