Difficult to pick one really.

Must have a favourite surely?

Have you ever performed coitus in any?

Many times. Do you want to borrow any of it ?

Could do with a gimp mask if you have one?

Sorry. I don't

Try Snowy or JoeMac

Do you ever just wear nothing but lasses frilly knickers under your gown?

I don't wear a gown. Tedium is now setting in

Do you call anyone by a ridiculous name/title that most people would tell them to welcome to the board if they asked to be called by it?

With the morals that you stated regarding the Stonecutters, do you not feel you are being a giant hypocrite with some of your previous posts on the bunker? Certainly towards certain posters.

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It's all a bit boring now. I've said what I want to. Fill your boots !

Care to answer my question?

Freemasonry is a society of men concerned with moral and spiritual values. Its members are taught its principles (moral lessons and self-knowledge) by a series of ritual dramas – a progression of allegorical two-part plays which are learnt by heart and performed within each Lodge – which follow ancient forms, and use stonemasons’ customs and tools as allegorical guides. reason why most normal folk take

Do you not accept that this is a very good reason why most normal folk take the piss?

We must be asking too many difficult questions.

Do you not have one then??

What, a question?

Mine about why he's claiming they admit women by pasting a link to a separate organisation that was formed when they expelled some lodges that admitted women about a hundred years ago doesn't seem to have posted. Apparently them and boys are on friendly terms now but they're still separate and you can't join the real Freemasons unless you have a willy.

Gimp mask.

Nah, my face serves that purpose, the lads at work said I look like a bank robber, the wife agrees.

QUALIFICATIONS FOR MEMBERSHIP

The three essential qualifications for membership to Freemasonry cover your spiritual, moral and physical aspects. The qualifications are as follows:-
The essential spiritual qualification is that you must believe in a Supreme Being. Membership is open to men of any race or religion who can fulfil this essential qualification and who can satisfy the other two requirements.

What the f uck? So in essence you have to believe in god. I couldnt join by admitting I believe in Daleks, and thet their leader is the supreme being? So you have to have a religious bent.

The moral qualification is that you must be of good repute, a loyal citizen and obedient to the laws of the land.

Ah, the laws of the land. I take it this can be a little bent in certain cirumstances. Coppers, Judges, Head teachers, Referees etc.

The physical qualification is that you are male and must be at least 21 years old (although in certain circumstances dispensation can be granted from 18 years old). This age qualification exists to ensure that you are free to formulate your opinions, and exercise your own judgement.

But we all lied when we hinted that women werent allowed in eh? Bresslaw, you blatently lied here, and have broken your own ethical code

Wives, partners and families of members are of course, encouraged to enjoy many of the social aspects of Freemasonry, but it is only men who are eligible for membership.

Why would they? And what woman would want to marry a fella into this kind of ritual nonsense?

The physical qualification is that you are male and must be at least 21 years old (although in certain circumstances dispensation can be granted from 18 years old). This age qualification exists to ensure that you are free to formulate your opinions, and exercise your own judgement.

What is the special dispensation? Ones in good jobs who can help out with things? Really fit ones?

'Free to formulate your own opinions'..... is it the Freemasons or a hippy commune....?

They started trying to recruit students at various universities about ten years ago but the Oxford University lodge dates back to 1817 while the Isaac Newton Lodge at Cambridge University was founded in 1861. In other words they bent the rules in favour of privileged young gentlemen who were almost certain to become influential in the civil service, the law, the armed forces and politics. I can't think why the other masons would want to do that.

Hang on a bit, if I like dressy ups and have a gimp mask does this mean I am a member of the Freemasons?

If you also have a willy and believe in a Supreme Being then yes.

Why is everybody having a go at the Freemasons there are numerous other similar types of organisations, The Buffs I understand is a working men's Freemasons, The Round Tables, The Knights of the Golden Horn (is this a catholic Freemasons?) numerous other business groups even the women have The Seroptimists.

I'd be up for joining The Knights of The Golden Horn, sounds like one of The Orb's side projects.

Or a special branch of the Freemasons for gentlemen with large willies.

If they want to come on here to promote their organisations we'd discuss it. But they haven't, so we can't.

And we havent heard of most of them.

anyway, that page that says it epxlains how to join the freemasons, doesnt actually tell you how to join.

It just states that to get in, you have to have sucked up to someone who is in. And then go through some ritualistic process like this I believe:



Its the Grand Master Flash that does the pulling of the organ.

You also have 'officials clubs' in mining villages.

I was in the chipper club like.

Which order?

Did they cancel your membership when you reached 21?

Or 18 in "special circumstances".

To paraphrase Groucho Marx, I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.
Mind, we could all join and create a new type of masons and get rid of all the dressing up and spooky ritual and replace it with an happy hour. Then...... the name would have to be changed. Masons sound very old fashioned, a bit 19th century, so that would have to go. Any suggestions for a new name...?

There are very few masons left, stone masons, and not that many brickies.

I think we should be called the free cladders.

Before a name is decided we need to elect the Grand Poobar, then the important stuff like is Monkeybutt or tREE in charge of the catering?

I have to step in again. 'Because they might get murdered'. Brilliant.

I like that one, but 'free' also sounds a bit 19th century, how about ' unattached ', giving us the 'Grand Order of the Unattached Cladders'.... Which also sounds a bit dangerous.
Oh and we'll allow women in because we aren't intimidated or threatened by them.

Its not the getting murdered that bothers me, its the covering up of the crime by plod and the judges.

I can cope with being murdered. But not to get justice..........well.

Bresslaw, leave the masons and join us in the Unattached Cladders, it's the future!

I can't leave. They'll cut my tongue out and feed to to the ravenous beasts of the field. They've got me. HELP

That's OK then

This is an absolutely stonking thread, it's got everything. if I was to introduce someone to the Bunker this is what I'd link them to.

Dear Snowy, I would like to think that the Unattached Cladders will be making regular charitable donations to the community through the selling off of your nazi gold and hoarded Vatican artwork. This would send a clear message of what a great set of chaps (and chappeses in your case) that you are

Surely if there is more than one of you you're 'attached'