Chaps, looking forward to next season.

You managed a draw at home to Spennymoor. Don't get too cocky.

Strange day to choose to have a pop, surely after a loss would have been a better wind up opportunity.

I know Darlo fans don't have two braincells to rub together at the best of times but this one is just baffling.

Don't want banning, that's why I've been off for a year what with you being dog shit

The only way we'd play Darlo next season is by us being relegated.

This bloke has always came across as

a) thick

And

b) on glue

though to be fair.