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Montpoolier
 Post subject: The most pointless question ever asked?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:41 pm 
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I think I got asked it last Friday.

"Does it bother you if I bring another girl round with me?"

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John the Baptist
 Post subject: Re: The most pointless question ever asked?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:42 pm 
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That is nowhere near the daftest or most pointless question ever asked.

The other Friday at about seven o'clock Mrs Baptist asked me if I wanted a beer getting from the fridge.

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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: The most pointless question ever asked?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:47 pm 
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how about 'did you find us ok?'
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dawlishmonkey
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are you in yet?

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poolpower
 Post subject: Re: The most pointless question ever asked?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:03 pm 
from a while back cricket fans will remember Mike Gatting with a nose like punch after being hit by a cricket ball
and the interviewer says "where did it hit you then" rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl
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P.M.T.
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After any accident or mishap somebody always asks.......ARE YOU ALRIGHT......
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:24 pm 
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are we there yet

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Karl Marx
 Post subject: Re: The most pointless question ever asked?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:37 pm 
richard head wrote:
I think I got asked it last Friday.

"Does it bother you if I bring another girl round with me?"


A close second comes the question,

"did you enjoy last Friday"? :laugh:
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offshorepoolie wrote:
I'm stuck in hotel and its happy hour ...

Do I fill the table with drink or take it easy?



does mr offshorepoolie win? sctatchinghead

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grabec
 Post subject: Re: The most pointless question ever asked?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:16 pm 
poolpower wrote:
from a while back cricket fans will remember Mike Gatting with a nose like punch after being hit by a cricket ball
and the interviewer says "where did it hit you then" rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl


To be fair, Mike Gatting always looked like that
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Does that hurt,as the tears fall. :roll:

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Would you like it if i gave you a Blow Job.
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:19 pm 
Someone tells you a member of their Family has just died and you reply....

'You're joking'!?!? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead
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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:18 am 
'Where did you lose it??' stpid stpid
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parmopooly
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:32 am 
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the most-asked most irritating question ever:

How are you?

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ANTHRAX
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WHEN I GOT BACK TO ME HOTEL LAST NIGHT SOAKED TO THE BOLLOCK HAIR AND THE RECEPTION ASKED "IS IT RAINING" banghead taz banghead stpid :evil:

THICK AS JAGGERS LIPS

BIG TITTIES THOUGH clappp clappp clappp



SPLURRRRRRGE (SPICY CHICKEN LAST NIGHT :uhoh: )

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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: The most pointless question ever asked?
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you should have said," nah, I sweat like that bloke off the deodorant advert with jets of water pi$$ing out of me armpits"

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