Seriously though, what the fuck were his parents thinking?

(Plays for Dover by the way)

I noticed his name playing for Solihull last season, made me laugh like! Noticed a good one last night playing for panionios in greece, Yaya Banana thats an unfortunate name!.

There was a fella known to my brother in law who had a few bob and changed his name every now and again just for the hell of it. He went from A. Wheelbarrow to Frank Frank-Frank. The hyphen was important.

Also, one of my mates when I was growing up was from America and his mam was called Nancy, nothing unusual about that being American and all that, just a shame that the man she married had the surname Dancy. Oops.

His dad was a shamen called Ebeneezer Goode.