England Wimmen

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

Giving the jocks a bit of a dicking at the moment. Good game to watch, they might even be able to give England men a good game. Seem to be technically very good

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

A few of them seem very good, Jordan Nobbs included.

Others seem a bit shit to be honest.

Sorry like, just being honest.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Infact Jordan Nobbs is the best player by some distance.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:18 pm

I didn't know they were playing, etc.

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

Get in Nobbsy!!!

horden · **Posted:** Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:32 pm

Couldn't believe it, when during a commercial break tonight, an advert appeared featuring England player Jill Scott doing some ironing. FFS! who thinks of these things?

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

horden wrote:

Couldn't believe it, when during a commercial break tonight, an advert appeared featuring England player Jill Scott doing some ironing. FFS! who thinks of these things?

It's absolutely crazy isn't it!? Fancy distracting that little lady by letting her play football when she's got ironing to do...

The Bishop · **Posted:** Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:40 am

horden wrote:

Couldn't believe it, when during a commercial break tonight, an advert appeared featuring England player Jill Scott doing some ironing. FFS! who thinks of these things?

Advertising agencies thinks of these things. Hope this helps.

As for your outdated equality views. refyellow

You are now saying any woman shouldn't be ironing, ergo men should do it. Personally I don't agree with your positive discriminational views, I believe men and women are equal so should share the ironing, and other household chores! :angry-soapbox:

The Bishop · **Posted:** Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:29 am

Also if Jill Scott wishes to do her own ironing that is her prerogative. I don't know her personally but as a modern empowered woman I'm sure she would like to go out and be seen in nicely ironed smart clothes. The alternative being, unironed clothes and looking like a scruffy rarf! Get with the times!

horden · **Posted:** Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:53 am

The Bishop wrote:

Also if Jill Scott wishes to do her own ironing that is her prerogative. I don't know her personally but as a modern empowered woman I'm sure she would like to go out and be seen in nicely ironed smart clothes. The alternative being, unironed clothes and looking like a scruffy rarf! Get with the times!

Jill Scott could do my ironing any day. I just thought it strange , that at a time when the Womens game is going from strength to strength , but still struggling to convince some that hold old fashioned stereotypical views, that the game has a great future, they show a lass ironing. Surely it would of been better to have shown her getting a spider out of the bath. :animals-dogrun:

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

she the tall gangly midfielder?

She is shite.

Like a female carlton palmer.

Jordan Nobbs is absolute quality though. She could play against the blokes and not look out of her depth.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37643

horden wrote:

Couldn't believe it, when during a commercial break tonight, an advert appeared featuring England player Jill Scott doing some ironing. FFS! who thinks of these things?

Get real, it was lovely drying weather.

horden · **Posted:** Thu Jul 20, 2017 12:22 pm

The Colonel wrote:

she the tall gangly midfielder?

She is shite.

Like a female carlton palmer.

Jordan Nobbs is absolute quality though. She could play against the blokes and not look out of her depth.

Nowt wrong with Carlton Palmer, ask Brian Honour rolf

Agree about Nobbs though , could run all day by the look of it.

horden · **Posted:** Thu Jul 20, 2017 12:27 pm

Snowy wrote:

horden wrote:

Couldn't believe it, when during a commercial break tonight, an advert appeared featuring England player Jill Scott doing some ironing. FFS! who thinks of these things?

Get real, it was lovely drying weather.

I reckon Jill is getting in their first with the advertising mullarkey, wont be long before she is advertising Bounce Fabric Softener and the Phillips PerfectCare Elite Steam Generator Iron. I hope it doesn't affect her performance on the field. I mean look at Joe Hart , since he did the Brylcream advert , rather than stay back after training and practice how to control a back pass properly

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37643

You seem to be very familiar with the inner workings of the Phillips Perfect Care Elite Steam Generator Iron.....anything you want to confess to?

horden · **Posted:** Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:31 pm

I have nothing to confess Sir !

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37643

We have ways of making you talk. I am informed you started off small time on illicit rendezvous with a travel iron.

horden · **Posted:** Thu Jul 20, 2017 11:50 pm

Snowy wrote:

We have ways of making you talk. I am informed you started off small time on illicit rendezvous with a travel iron.

Sssh! it was this one

https://collections.museumvictoria.com.au/items/261171

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37643

horden wrote:

Snowy wrote:

We have ways of making you talk. I am informed you started off small time on illicit rendezvous with a travel iron.

Sssh! it was this one

https://collections.museumvictoria.com.au/items/261171

Sssh?... You have got it bad you're sounding like one now

That explains who's been leaving copies of 'Steam Iron Fetish and Bondage' laying about :angry-tappingfoot:

horden · **Posted:** Fri Jul 21, 2017 7:09 pm

Snowy wrote:

horden wrote:

Snowy wrote:

We have ways of making you talk. I am informed you started off small time on illicit rendezvous with a travel iron.

Sssh! it was this one

https://collections.museumvictoria.com.au/items/261171

Sssh?... You have got it bad you're sounding like one now

That explains who's been leaving copies of 'Steam Iron Fetish and Bondage' laying about :angry-tappingfoot:

Hey Snowy ! Its obvious you like your Irons. Was reading the Metro paper today, and would you believe it? an article on the best Irons. The best one they said was this bad boy , looks more like a Hovercraft than an Iron, a cool £220 quid, FFS! I could never spend that much on the missus :laugh:

http://www.bosch-home.co.uk/product-list/TDS3771GB

The Bishop · **Posted:** Fri Jul 21, 2017 8:22 pm

horden wrote:

a cool £220 quid, FFS! I could never spend that much on the missus

Thai Brides are cheaper!!!!!!

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

Get in, semi's here we come??

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:08 pm

RAY52 wrote:

Get in, semi's here we come??

I`ve had a semi since the first round :razz:

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

monkeybutt wrote:

RAY52 wrote:

Get in, semi's here we come??

I`ve had a semi since the first round :razz:

I was fishing for that, exactly the response I expected.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:34 am

RAY52 wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

RAY52 wrote:

Get in, semi's here we come??

I`ve had a semi since the first round :razz:

I was fishing for that, exactly the response I expected.

I hate to disappoint

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

Well the semi's are on tonight.
COME ON ENGLAND!!!

Still only seen the trainer treat an England player once in 3 games, this was for Bardsley, the keeper who had a leg fracture yet she still played on for 10 minutes and walked off the pitch!! From what I remember there was no screaming, hand up in the air or repeatedly banging the ground.
The Gadgies who play professional football should be ashamed!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40787983

Seagull, Seagull, Seagull. · **Joined:** Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:44 pm **Posts:** 477

The France game was really enjoyable and I got more into it than any men's England match of recent. I think they can beat the Netherlands other than the sub keeper that came on looked pretty dodgy. Could have been nerves as she came on when England were under the cosh.
Anyway, good luck girls!

horden · **Posted:** Thu Aug 03, 2017 6:07 pm

Think Bardsley will be a big miss , Jill Scott suspended as well , though I thought she was poor v France.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Get the men on!

These Women are overpaid primadonnas.

Why are they cheating like fook as well?

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:19 pm

The no tail football doesn't interest me

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

The England manager looks a right bellender, properly full of himself.

It's alright some of the Football is decent they haven't turned up tonight though. I just find it tedious how a women's football or cricket team can't be successful without people having a dig at the male counterparts. The level and standard is incomparable really.

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

I thought holland playing the ladyboy was a bit unfair

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Frankly it's shite.

Jordan Nobbs is very good. And one it two others. But some of the PC nonsense being spouted about it is hilarious

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

Simpson and Coxall out!!!!

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

The Colonel wrote:

Frankly it's shite.

Jordan Nobbs is very good. And one it two others. But some of the PC nonsense being spouted about it is hilarious

The right back, Bronze, is an excellent player probably Englands most creative like a split arse Dani Alves.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Didn't really enjoy any of the womens football I watched to be honest.

Quite enjoyed the womens cricket though.

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