Boro have just spent on two players. Now working on ratio's here.......bare with me......our average crowd last season was roughly 12.5% of what Boro's average was, therefore I demand that our club spend £3 million (12.5% of 24 million) on two players before the start of the season otherwise I'm sending my season ticket back......seems fair?

I thought this was a thread about Amond's transfer fee.

I thought this was a thread about coxall's pay off.

I thought this was a thread about The Bishops weekly takeaway costs

I thought this was a thread about how many dogs tREE has

I thought this was a thread about how many people have came up to me asking about the January announcement

I thought this was a thread about how many arguments PJ has in an average thread.

Funnily enough I've just returned from the shower, so yep, ready when you are.

I also thought it was a thread about how much the trust spent on that gold plated helicopter

I thought this was a thread on the population of North Korea

I thought this was a thread on 'how many I thought this was a thread on' posts there will be

I thought this was a thread about how much the Police costs were for match days under Hodcrofts regime.

I thought this was thread on how many right backs we will have in the squad before the season starts.

I thought this was a thread on how many hundreds and thousands you can fit onto Dream Topping?

I thought this was a thread about how many times Jordan Mellish has been linked with Rochdale.

Thought it was a thread on VAT payments on transfer fees during IOR's last year in charge.

I thought it was the number of Sunderland fans that got off the grand central at 3.45.

Surely it's about how many people have been down the ground helping out

EuroMillions is £22 Jackpot tonight with 2 guaranteed millionaire's ..this truly is a sign from above .













Or don't bother and live up North forever.

I thought this was a thread about how many individual blobs of guano currently cover the millhouse seats.

Nah man. Someone strategically removed 50% of them.

I thought this was a thread about how much Monkeybutt has stolen from families he met over a CB radio.

I thought this was a thread about how many season tickets we've now sold.

I thought this was a thread about how many loaves of Artisan bread Monkeybutt buys in a week.

Just ordered a 24 million pixel hatman camera with 360 degree view. .Just need to find someone with a 20 plus inch neck to support it..

Is it the amount of usernames Smythe has created over the years?

You're mixing it up with the calories he consumes in a week.