Sad to report Craig Harrisons...

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

...name does NOT scan into ANY of the traditional Football Chants aimed at Managers!!

"There's only one......"

"...... ...... Give Us A Wave"

"welcome to the board ......." etc etc!

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:36 am

"Walking in a ..... ........ wonderland"

You're right he should change his name or leave.
I am not going until he is called something more singy.

Sack the recruitment bloke he should of thought of that.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

The ideal name for theses chants needs to be something like Fred Scuttle.

Single syllable first name, two syllable surname.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:47 am

I'm not going again until Fred Scuttle is appointed Physio.

I'm sure Buster would have approved

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

'Harrison' scans nicely into 'E I E I E I O up the Football Lea....'

Aw fuck.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

PaulL wrote:

'E I E I E I O to the Football League we go'

You're always too eager to get on the outrage bus

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Harrison out Harrison out harrison out

Even our facourite song doesnt work that well.

He may be here forever.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

How do you get rid of a manager if that song doesnt work?

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12368

Just put a "y" on to Craig.....job done.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:53 am

Craig Harris... Craig Harris.. Son Son Son.

bbolt

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:11 am

derwent wrote:

Just put a "y" on to Craig.....job done.

Ycraig

Is he Welsh?

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Well he talks passionately about his job so he may well be.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Pam Duxbury is the right amount of silly bulls.

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

Fortunately I was told this would be an issue eight years before he was appointed.

What if instead of 'Here we go, here we go, here we go!' we change 'Here we go' to Harrison.

The detectives among you will have realised this also works for Scott Harrison.

I expect royalties.

PoolieTom · **Joined:** Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:30 am **Posts:** 779

"There's only twoooooo Harrisooons"

monkeehanger · **Posted:** Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:06 pm

Gold....replace 'Tsh-i-bo-la' with Craig-Har-ris-son...then again...maybe not...

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

So if things go tits up, and his son, Scott Harrison plays awful, but keeps getting a game, we can shout, resign Harrison you Nepotismistic bastard.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:43 pm

Joe Mac wrote:

Craig Harris... Craig Harris.. Son Son Son.

bbolt

Or change it to Keith Harris...

Hartlepool who is your very best friend, YOU ARE.......(reply) I'm gonna help you mend, your broken hart!

Needs a bit work like, but you see where its going! Then the FDE can arrange Orville costumes.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Jul 11, 2017 5:20 pm

You can just about get it into 'Craig Harrison's blue n white army' as long as you haven't got a mouthful of pie.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37643

He's going to have to change his name by deed poll. I'll get the forms.
Any suggestions.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Pools Gaffer has the right amount of syllables.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:51 am

pooliecrab wrote:

Pools Gaffer has the right amount of syllables.

I like that. "The new Pools Gaffer is better than Rafa" sung to the tune playing in my head.

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

The Bishop wrote:

pooliecrab wrote:

Pools Gaffer has the right amount of syllables.

I like that. "The new Pools Gaffer is better than Rafa" sung to the tune playing in my head.

I'm stuck on it to 'Who Are You?' by The Who.

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:04 am

To the tune of 'All around my hat' by Steeleye Span.

'Pools Gaffer you are crap
You don't know what you're do oo oo oo ing'.

Obviously once he has proved he is not crap by at least reaching the Championship we can ease up a bit

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:18 am

David Bowie's prehistoric novelty song "Over the Wall we Go (all coppers are ’nanas)" fits very nicely:

Up in the league we go, Craig Harrison's Army!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37643

ed-t-ball wrote:

To the tune of 'All around my hat' by Steeleye Span.

'Pools Gaffer you are crap
You don't know what you're do oo oo oo ing'.

Obviously once he has proved he is not crap by at least reaching the Championship we can ease up a bit

So, does that mean we all have to stand there with one finger in our ear and a pained look on our collective faces as we go all folksy ?

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Wed Jul 12, 2017 6:15 pm

Snowy wrote:

ed-t-ball wrote:

To the tune of 'All around my hat' by Steeleye Span.

'Pools Gaffer you are crap
You don't know what you're do oo oo oo ing'.

Obviously once he has proved he is not crap by at least reaching the Championship we can ease up a bit

So, does that mean we all have to stand there with one finger in our ear and a pained look on our collective faces as we go all folksy ?

Yes, long hair (like Pools Gaffer) and flowers too.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Someone more lyrically talented than I could do something with the Jerusalem tune.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Someone more lyrically talented than I could do something with the Smack my Bitch up tune.

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