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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
 Post subject: 7th Signing
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Yubep
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Naturally I knew about this a long time ago


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pooliecrab
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Isn't that Superman's Mrs' name?
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Mute Witness
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Lois Lane or Lana Lang? He can be our Superman!

Super Lang!
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returnofaido
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Shang-a-Lang ?
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Joe Mac
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I messaged Yubep about this last year

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johnjo
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:30 pm 
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I still have visions of him taking the ball from his goalmouth and running through Pools midfield when Notts County scored last season
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The Bishop
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Mr Mutley and Mr Compo told me about this yonks ago, but swore me to secrecy, like.

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yloop
 Post subject: Re: 7th Signing
PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:01 pm 
Remember him being one of the Sunderland youths that were tipped to be the next big thing. Got an injury and never came back right.

Watching his interview he seems very much a confidence player, I'm happy that we seem to have a manager in who can deal with that.
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horden
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Great signing, dominant in the air, aggressive , leader. and not 5ft 10

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
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A Collins or Strodder would have me creaming my pants right now.

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pooliecrab
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
A Collins or Strodder would have me creaming my pants right now.

Not an entirely hygienic way to eat your mixed kebab.
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yloop
 Post subject: Re: 7th Signing
PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:14 pm 
They're a bit old.
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thebigdog
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Reasonably pleased with the business we've done and looking forward to the season but not getting too excited until I've seen them all play in competitive football. I remember being about this excited last year after our summer signings and look how that panned out...
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misterb2001
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
A Collins or Strodder would have me creaming my pants right now.

creamed cabbage????

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Snowy
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
A Collins or Strodder would have me creaming my pants right now.

Is your idea of a top shelf scud mag a copy of ' Aged Defender' or 'Centre Half Orgy'. We should be told.

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The Fat Man
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Is your idea of a top shelf scud mag a copy of ' Aged Defender' or 'Centre Half Orgy'. We should be told.


I've just asked my local newsagent if she stocked either of these magazines. She called me a pervert and I'm now barred. sadx

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The Colonel
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The Fat Man wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Is your idea of a top shelf scud mag a copy of ' Aged Defender' or 'Centre Half Orgy'. We should be told.


I've just asked my local newsagent if she stocked either of these magazines. She called me a pervert and I'm now barred. sadx


You should be used to being barred from your local shop. You is from Trimdon afterall.

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pooliecrab
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I'm sure each one of the 15 Trimdons in that area probably only has one shop in so this barring could be fatal. Their all related up that way so I'm sure they'll get over it.
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The Fat Man
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pooliecrab wrote:
I'm sure each one of the 15 Trimdons in that area probably only has one shop in so this barring could be fatal. Their all related up that way so I'm sure they'll get over it.


Afraid I don't live there anymore after being barred from the shop for asking for a subscription to 'Right Back's Behinds'.

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Bossa Nova
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I prefer "Flat on their Back Four".
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poolieinnottingham
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For the niche testicle-loving market there's always 'Long Diagonal Balls'.

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I prefer support attacking play and subscribe to "In the hole"

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Dalton'sHaircut
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Leave off Tree, he jut likes men who bring a good stiff tackle from the rear
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pooliecrab
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Is there a magazine called 'Foreigners who go down cheaply'?
Might be by the same authors as 'Targetmen who came too soon'.
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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father
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Dalton'sHaircut wrote:
Leave off Tree, he jut likes men who bring a good stiff tackle from the rear



Are you trying to say he's looking for a hard man who likes to go in where it hurts?
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