Combines Pam's 'we will rise' comment, with a clenched fist for the Corbyn fans, a baguette for us French Poolies, and the obsession with artisan breads that Pools fans are well known for.

Well it doesn't say The Town's Club anymore so why not? It's the bread that matters most.

Maybe we could get Venezia to do artisan bread base pizzas?

Already hard at work with their artisan wood fired pizza oven that only burns ancient oaks from a specific 10km forested area of southern Tuscany.

And you have to get them out with an oar that you got from an old fisherman or they taste shite.

Or an artisan kebab? Surely it's only a matter of time before that's a thing.

Could have a downside.

In deference to hispanic ex-French Poolies, if you could just replace "Rise up" by "Remontada" that would be perfect.

I lack the photoshop skills but if somebody wants to cross it out and put remontada on instead that would be fine. This new badge is all about inclusion and proper bread with bits from behind people's finger nails in it.

Thanks Paul, I'm growing to genuinely love this badge. All we need now is a yellow away kit knitted out of foraged dog hair that has been bleached in urine and we'll be the most artisan club ever.

Could you replace 'club' with 'elite'....?

Mind you, it does resemble a crusty sex toy.

Have you got a picture of one so I can compare?

Compare with what ? Mind them crusty breads can be quite ....'abrasive'

Do you find you get bread sores?

I would genuinely buy a t-shirt with this on it. Quality bit of design.

It looks like the sort of logo that should read "Vive la Breadolution".

Looks amazing that.