Real Beard

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Any real beard owners on here? Not talking daft hipster types that will be this decades mullet.

horden · **Posted:** Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:46 pm

Boom !!!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Just a hipster type one for me

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shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:21 pm

Me. Only problem being my hair (on my head) is slowly greying, however the beard is VERY Grey/white. I do however refuse to use just for men etc. PS everyone says beard puts 10+ years on me, but I don't care.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:24 pm

Good lad Mr Bishop. Stay natural, it gives you the gravitas and seniority that bewers love. I sport the clean-shaven-with-impressive-sidies (which are greying) look which according to our lass is exactly what sets off wide-ons.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:23 am

Been trying for a real beard for a few decades now but will it hell grow evenly all over. World champion at random facial hair I am.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

The Bishop wrote:

Me. Only problem being my hair (on my head) is slowly greying, however the beard is VERY Grey/white. I do however refuse to use just for men etc. PS everyone says beard puts 10+ years on me, but I don't care.

Does your dad have a beard?

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Hate them. Just get a shave you scruffy c nuts.

It's just ugly blokes way of attracting attention to themselves.

Tramps usually have beards too.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sun Jul 02, 2017 3:27 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

The Bishop wrote:

Me. Only problem being my hair (on my head) is slowly greying, however the beard is VERY Grey/white. I do however refuse to use just for men etc. PS everyone says beard puts 10+ years on me, but I don't care.

Does your dad have a beard?

As you have asked Mr tREE, I will write a synopsis in less than 10,000 words. Yes he does, ironically my beard is tight and bushy, whereas my Dads beard grows straight and long. TBF he looks like Catweasel. He needs a haircut aswell.

On an aside have you and Yloop had a fallout/lovers tiff? Just seems you are more interested in my Dad these days? Only asking?

How is Cabbage the Daschund BTW?

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Jul 02, 2017 3:29 pm

The Bishop wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

The Bishop wrote:

Me. Only problem being my hair (on my head) is slowly greying, however the beard is VERY Grey/white. I do however refuse to use just for men etc. PS everyone says beard puts 10+ years on me, but I don't care.

Does your dad have a beard?

As you have asked Mr tREE, I will write a synopsis in less than 10,000 words. Yes he does, ironically my beard is tight and bushy, whereas my Dads beard grows straight and long. TBF he looks like Catweasel. He needs a haircut aswell.

On an aside have you and Yloop had a fallout/lovers tiff? Just seems you are more interested in my Dad these days? Only asking?

How is Cabbage the Daschund BTW?

I hate tRee, mE.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Cabbage is fine thanks, took him to Hardwick Park today and had a picnic.

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