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 Post subject: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:38 pm 
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Have just discovered a superb brand of boxer shorts sold in TK Maxx - Green Treat.

For those like me who are saggy of scrotum, they are lovely and clingy, keeping everything in place. I've never been so snug.

Tenner for two pairs, can't be robbed.

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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:54 pm 
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So would you say they are the equivalent of Spanx but for bollocks?


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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:59 pm 
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Are spanx for saggy flaps like?

Last thing I want in this weather is tight underwear.


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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:26 pm 
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They must have some sort of weave technology like you get in footy tops, as my knackers can breathe whilst being contained.

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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:39 pm 
I find Next's calvin klein knock offs to be more than adequate.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:42 pm 
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poolieinnottingham is just trying to start his own happy socks type elite.


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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:46 pm 
If he advocates duchamp boxers I'm off.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:35 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:49 pm 
F+F boxers are nice, ballroom is great.

Wonder if Happy socks would consider doing boxers, Happy cocks as such a ring to it.


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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:50 pm 
I love TK Maxx, the pasta is excellent, they have loads of off the wall stuff and shorts for fat lads, what`s not to like!


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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:48 am 
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You either have too be a midget or a fat b****** as the most of the stuff is either small or xxl, just crap that they can't sell in their other shops.
It's well known that the stuff sold in most shops in the town is the remnants they can't sell elsewhere.


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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:31 am 
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Good job i am from lilleput them

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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:31 am 
The saddest thing about that is that other town's cast offs are still better than anything we can get in our own shops.


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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 1:03 pm 
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pooliecrab wrote:
Are spanx for saggy flaps like?

Last thing I want in this weather is tight underwear.


I used to have a copy of Rogers Profanisaurus and I'm pretty sure I've never seen a gentleman's nutsack described as 'flaps.'

You're not a lass are you?


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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:49 pm 
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monkeybutt wrote:
F+F boxers are nice, ballroom is great.

Wonder if Happy socks would consider doing boxers, Happy cocks ass such a ring to it.


With a Username with Butt in it you do leave yourself open with such comments!!!!!!! :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:53 pm 
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Surprisingly the Boxers from Aldi and Lidl are comfy and long lasting. ASDA's briefs are also comfy. My all time favourites were my Calvin Kleins, wot I got in America.

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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:55 pm 
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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:
pooliecrab wrote:
Are spanx for saggy flaps like?

Last thing I want in this weather is tight underwear.


I used to have a copy of Rogers Profanisaurus and I'm pretty sure I've never seen a gentleman's nutsack described as 'flaps.'

You're not a lass are you?

Depends if the money's right...

No I was talking about spanx in response to Dalton'sHaircut saying they're the spanx for bollocks.


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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 12:20 am 
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pooliecrab wrote:
Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:
pooliecrab wrote:
Are spanx for saggy flaps like?

Last thing I want in this weather is tight underwear.


I used to have a copy of Rogers Profanisaurus and I'm pretty sure I've never seen a gentleman's nutsack described as 'flaps.'

You're not a lass are you?

Depends if the money's right...

No I was talking about spanx in response to Dalton'sHaircut saying they're the spanx for bollocks.


Mr Crab, try being Metrosexual, not stuck in the 30's!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
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What the fuck is metrosexual? Sounds like a serious ailment.

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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:44 am 
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I dont mind TK Maxx personally. They do plenty of 48" waist trousers so its all good.

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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
I dont mind TK Maxx personally. They do plenty of 48" waist trousers so its all good.

Do you share with the Mrs like?

Back on point, what do these 'smart' duds do that I can't already do on my smart phone or smart TV? Do they clean up any errr...spillages?


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:50 am 
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River Island is my go to choice for boxers.

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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:19 am 
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Last night at footy I got the ball full pelt in me tackle twice. The pain didn't spread or last half as long as it would have done with different duds on.

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 Post subject: Re: Smart duds in TK Maxx
PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2017 7:33 am 
I bought a suitcase from TK Max yesterday!!!!

(Not to keep my nackers in mind yeh)!!!! confised


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