... go back in time and change one single thing (and disregarding any sort of causality impact it might have had) what would it be?

Bought about ten houses and rented them out before the price rise. Then sold half of them. Ooh, I'd be rich now.

Well at first I thought I'd go back and stop Adam and Eve noshing that bloody apple......but I'm not sure now.

Being human is a bit horrible, but do I want to be sub-conscious?

Yes well OK ( ) Put it another way.....I might change the evolutionary point at which humans became self-conscious.

(Or I could just got to Rivals I suppose....sorry I didn't mean that but in-jokes are so infectious)

Yes, well just answer the question instead of being snotty

Oh I see. Had another liquid lunch, have we?