Always got meal deal No.3 which included 12"Margherita but I've always got half Margherita and half what I wanted & paid the extra!!!!
Just phoned an order in and got told I can't do it now!!!!
I said I'll go somewhere else and put the phone down!!!!

Ordered a special mixed kebab from venizia and a half e half pizza!!!!

Milano....never again will I use your place!!!!
It's like going to a restaurant and ordering a rare steak but getting told you can only have it well done!!!!
You have lost a loyal customer!!!!

Times have moved on mutters, Harry's is the new Venezia.

You will struggle to eat all that yourself Muttley or your lass with you? Could just eat a mixed special kebab now like.

Left loads but was very nice between both of us!!!!

Had a beauty in Newcastle last night....asked for a shit battered burger in a bun....put vinegar on it!!!! (You only do that with chippy burgers)!!!!
Our lass got kebab meat with garlic sauce!!!!
Got back to the hotel and I smothered my shit burger with kebab meat and garlic sauce!!!!
Honestly....it was fecking gorgeous....best drunken food I've ever tasted!!!!

I must say when I read 'got back to hotel and I smothered my..' I nearly shut my phone down.

I started getting aroused...

WTF is a guano burger?

battered burger in a bun.

Would rather eat my own face than that shite.

Cant decide between a 12" deep pan kebab pizza with tub of garlic or a munchie box from Canton Chef for tonight.

Punjabi Mixed Kebab from Harry's

I cant bring myself to use an establishment with a score of 4.5/6 on Just Eat. 5.4 is the lowest il drop to.

Look at the reviews, most of them are idiots.

Got a donner pizza (baked in) portion of chips cheese and garlic and poured it on pizza and ate the sloppy mess with a knife and fork so I didn't demolish it in 2 minutes like usual.