sorry but you just cannot split up families it is morrally wrong.....yes if you only had one of the above you could eat just the one but if you have a family you have to eat them all!...

now if it's a full loaf of bread have three one of each but if you are short of bread,(i.e. it's the end of the month), then pile them all in one they will thank you in the end......

Think you should just have all three though, with a runny yolk and red sauce - Oh, damn, I really hungry now. Bring me one over Mut.

Why only settle for one?

mutts are you feeling your age or is married life getting to you....U remember when the question you would have asked would have been "has anyone got any black pudding to go in my sarnie to top off the others?..... has your misses put you on a diet?

Now let's see

Don't eat pork
Don't eat beef
Do eat eggs

Hmmmm, what should I choose?

A non-pork non-beef sausage ... interesting!

Where's mine?

Sorry Miss.Tigga....but there was only 2 left!!!!

I would have settled for an egg sarnie.

a fried egg banjo!

You can't say that, you make me banjo string feel all funny as though it might snap and hurt and stuff.

Jap Eye.

as if I give a sh it about the feelings of your banjo strings


c unty chops

ginog

Our rass said 'egger' but then she said 'nomeegee.'