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 Post subject: Did anyone see
PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 7:27 pm 
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A bloke at Blackpool with a camera in his hat?


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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
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This guy?
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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 7:54 pm 
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I imagine very similar


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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 8:37 pm 
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That's what I'm hearing.

There was a camera at Blackpool, in a fans hat, doing what you described above.

Rumours are unconfirmed yet if he filmed the half time piss.


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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 9:11 pm 
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:laugh: :laugh:

Mind it looks like from September I'll be leaving the UK for a while so I maybe need to get in touch with hat man so I can also claim to rate players I have never seen play. Does he do the full match day experience? Will he stand with my mates in the Millhouse after the game and talk shite for a couple of hours the so I feel like I'm not missing out?

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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
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At the moment PJ we have more questions than answers.

All I know is this person films the game from a hat, and streams it to a friend abroad.

This actually breaks copyright laws. So the football league may be interested in speaking to #hatman

Please if you see him Saturday, photo him and send it to us.

I'm fascinated by it. And I want to know more.


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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 9:49 pm 
Funniest thing ever wrote on the internet!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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I don't want to envisage some sophisticated pin camera hidden in a baseball cap, I am imagining a 90's style JVC camcorder concealed in a top hat.


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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 10:29 pm 
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I wish Hatman had offered his services to all us exiles as I haven't seen a game since Jones took over and I would like to rate his tactics


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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 10:40 pm 
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You've all misunderstood. I am hatman, but I don't really use a camera in a hat. I've managed to break into GCHQ's systems so I can use CCTV and orbiting spy cameras to stream live coverage to anyone who wants it.*






























*Not really, but it seems just as plausible to me. In that it's not. At all. Imagine the bill for data on your mobile contract if you streamed a whole game?

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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 10:54 pm 
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I am think most of the networks are pretty reasonable when it comes to hat contracts, most also offer pay as you go hats.


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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 10:55 pm 
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Here he is getting ready for Saturdays game


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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
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He's been very impressed by the recent performances of Brad Deerstalker bbolt

He was once thrown out of Centre Court for filming a Roger Fedora match, the camera fell off due to him moving his head violently back and forth. Probably the wrong sport for this state of the art technology.


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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
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PJPoolie wrote:
:laugh: :laugh:

Mind it looks like from September I'll be leaving the UK for a while so I maybe need to get in touch with hat man so I can also claim to rate players I have never seen play. Does he do the full match day experience? Will he stand with my mates in the Millhouse after the game and talk shite for a couple of hours the so I feel like I'm not missing out?

#hatman

And if he's a Blackpool fan?

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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
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Not one poster on here is asking the relevant question? Where did Hatman get those long lasting batteries?

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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
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What the fuck is all this about?

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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
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Valiant wrote:
Is this the Chinese guy on the other forum ? Is he for real ? I assumed he was pisstaking .

What he is talking about isn't actually possible.


What thread is this? This the guy who writes match reports and in depth analysis from listening to poolsworld?

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I discovered it from a friend who reads another forum. You have to read it. I can't do it justice by describing it to you.

The whole game is filmed via a camera in a hat. Streamed via an app. To China. With such good quality that it can help a man comment on the individual performances etc etc




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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
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Yubep wrote:
I discovered it from a friend who reads another forum. You have to read it. I can't do it justice by describing it to you.

The whole game is filmed via a camera in a hat. Streamed via an app. To China. With such good quality that it can help a man comment on the individual performances etc etc




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He must go through some data allowance!!

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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:19 am 
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You can get unlimited data on three I think and there are numerous streaming apps like periscope, bigo and even Facebook. Two small problems might be that China block fecking everything and would probably hang anyone found to be using a VPN and also the likely quality of such a recording would be akin to watching sky sports on a potato.


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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
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Hat man has to be included in the new badge otherwise i'm not going again.

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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
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The referee had it on but as it was on his head no one saw it cos his head was up his arse. A bit like the China chappie.
See shit, talk shit.

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He probably saw more of the match than I did, I was sat behind this woman blocking my view all game...

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My mates said they spotted this guy taking a piss in a bin on Saturday like.

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Do you need to be sitting in a beige chair to view these streams? clappp

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My mate works in the Blackpool newsagents and this fella tried to return seven pissy copies of the Express. Said they were faulty.

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 Post subject: Re: Did anyone see
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:13 pm 
The amount of people who came upto me today and asked me if I knew who the Poolie Hat Camera Guy was was astonishing!!!! :shock:


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Back in the 70's I had a man with a sheepskin coat and a couple of his mates stream pictures from games back to my telly.
Pools lost.

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I'm in Benidorm at the weekend so won't make the match, anyone know if Hatman can stream over to Spain or is it just China?

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Joe Mac wrote:
I'm in Benidorm at the weekend so won't make the match, anyone know if Hatman can stream over to Spain or is it just China?


The game will be on in the Solana! Alledgedly!! :wink:

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The Bishop wrote:
Joe Mac wrote:
I'm in Benidorm at the weekend so won't make the match, anyone know if Hatman can stream over to Spain or is it just China?


The game will be on in the Solana! Alledgedly!! :wink:

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