Seaton Carew sculpture

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Just seen this on the news. The councillor interviewed didn't come across as bright, only marginally better than the general public. They can't have been selected at random.

Some horrendous proposals most of which I can't see the relevance of. At least the fish one could get some sponsorship from The Almighty Cod.
One glaring omission in my eyes is a git big Hart statue.

Vote here

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:16 pm

The listening she'll one looks like some mad Asian anime

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:21 pm

I've voted for the fish cos....err....it's a fish and it has more to do with Hartlepool/Seaton than a Samurai Warrior!!!!

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

I can't see any bringing any interested folk in. The light up globe thing most likely to be an attraction at night time but I can just imagine the local youth congregating around it and putting people off.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:01 pm

Call me a cynic but I think the anvil should win because it is the one that will take the longest to destroy by vandals.

Wommers · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:13 pm

I've just had a look and think they all look quite smart! Listening shell for me

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Love the big statue in seaham of the soldier. Summit like that man

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PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I want the one of Peter Owens driving his car around on the beach.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

How about something relevant to the Bunker like one of Mutley's toys or Kev's minging chair? Even a big half full glass of milk that is constantly kept luke warm.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:25 pm

PJPoolie wrote:

I want the one of Peter Owens driving his car around on the beach.

Not often we think alike but i was just about to type this :laugh:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:45 pm

How about a pile of dogshit with a tab end in it?

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

Lawrence (life size)

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2017 11:26 pm

PaulL wrote:

Guessing it would be overkill to commission another statue of Mellish?

Not till he leaves

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37695

pooliecrab wrote:

Just seen this on the news. The councillor interviewed didn't come across as bright, only marginally better than the general public. They can't have been selected at random.

Some horrendous proposals most of which I can't see the relevance of. At least the fish one could get some sponsorship from The Almighty Cod.
One glaring omission in my eyes is a git big Hart statue.

Vote here

Was he the best they could find, he spoke like one of the Hartlepool Bra Men on Reeves and Mortimer years ago. There must be a link on YouTube .
For what it's worth, I loved the fisherman's head sculpture..... admittedly the cod is in the sea, but it took a poolie in a boat to go and get it, the fish didn't volunteer their services to be eaten.
Regarding tourists being attracted, get something decent and it might make the world a bit more agreeable, but our council do have a shit record with culture .... remember when they fell for coughing up for the balls roundabout, tourists would turn up to see the piece by the world famous sculpture..... They didn't.

p.s. Why not free the watcher from its 'prison' and bang him on the sea front looking out to sea as was intended all those tears ago.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:38 am

You have to be impressed by somebody who says this:

As an artistic focal point the statue would symbolize the ORIGO of a space-time coordinate system as an ARMILLARY like composition of circular objects, and also functioning as a sun dial and showing the directions to the Cardinals.

And then submits what looks like Pools' badge with a big cog rammed into it. Bullshit on a level not seen since Gary Coxall last explained a winding up order.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:38 am

Snowy wrote:

pooliecrab wrote:

Just seen this on the news. The councillor interviewed didn't come across as bright, only marginally better than the general public. They can't have been selected at random.

Some horrendous proposals most of which I can't see the relevance of. At least the fish one could get some sponsorship from The Almighty Cod.
One glaring omission in my eyes is a git big Hart statue.

Vote here

Was he the best they could find, he spoke like one of the Hartlepool Bra Men on Reeves and Mortimer years ago. There must be a link on YouTube .
For what it's worth, I loved the fisherman's head sculpture..... admittedly the cod is in the sea, but it took a poolie in a boat to go and get it, the fish didn't volunteer their services to be eaten.
Regarding tourists being attracted, get something decent and it might make the world a bit more agreeable, but our council do have a guano record with culture .... remember when they fell for coughing up for the balls roundabout, tourists would turn up to see the piece by the world famous sculpture..... They didn't.

p.s. Why not free the watcher from its 'prison' and bang him on the sea front looking out to sea as was intended all those tears ago.

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crier.jpg

The town crier!

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

born toulouse wrote:

You have to be impressed by somebody who says this:

As an artistic focal point the statue would symbolize the ORIGO of a space-time coordinate system as an ARMILLARY like composition of circular objects, and also functioning as a sun dial and showing the directions to the Cardinals.

And then submits what looks like Pools' badge with a big cog rammed into it. Bullshit on a level not seen since Gary Coxall last explained a winding up order.

I'll be honest I didn't read about any of the submissions but if the artist believes what they've said they're as insane as all the best artists in history! If not, like you say, they're better with words than they are art!

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19912

statue to the person who demolishes the longscar centre.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:59 pm

Is it too soon for a 3-man statue to salute Gerard Nash, Alan Lamb and Nathan Buddle?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37695

monkeybutt wrote:

Snowy wrote:

pooliecrab wrote:

Just seen this on the news. The councillor interviewed didn't come across as bright, only marginally better than the general public. They can't have been selected at random.

Some horrendous proposals most of which I can't see the relevance of. At least the fish one could get some sponsorship from The Almighty Cod.
One glaring omission in my eyes is a git big Hart statue.

Vote here

Was he the best they could find, he spoke like one of the Hartlepool Bra Men on Reeves and Mortimer years ago. There must be a link on YouTube .
For what it's worth, I loved the fisherman's head sculpture..... admittedly the cod is in the sea, but it took a poolie in a boat to go and get it, the fish didn't volunteer their services to be eaten.
Regarding tourists being attracted, get something decent and it might make the world a bit more agreeable, but our council do have a guano record with culture .... remember when they fell for coughing up for the balls roundabout, tourists would turn up to see the piece by the world famous sculpture..... They didn't.

p.s. Why not free the watcher from its 'prison' and bang him on the sea front looking out to sea as was intended all those tears ago.

Attachment:

crier.jpg

The town crier!

Come on...... Pull yourself together...No, not pull yourself Noooooooo. That's better. Now,I know the 'c' word gives you acid reflux, but crying won't change a thing, have a lay down in a darkened fridge and it'll all go away. There, there therethere

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:43 pm

Has to be one of Poolie legend Tom Craddock

thedno · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:51 pm

How about some nice sea coal waggons.

thedno · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:02 pm

Snowy wrote:

pooliecrab wrote:

Just seen this on the news. The councillor interviewed didn't come across as bright, only marginally better than the general public. They can't have been selected at random.

Some horrendous proposals most of which I can't see the relevance of. At least the fish one could get some sponsorship from The Almighty Cod.
One glaring omission in my eyes is a git big Hart statue.

Vote here

Was he the best they could find, he spoke like one of the Hartlepool Bra Men on Reeves and Mortimer years ago. There must be a link on YouTube .
For what it's worth, I loved the fisherman's head sculpture..... admittedly the cod is in the sea, but it took a poolie in a boat to go and get it, the fish didn't volunteer their services to be eaten.
Regarding tourists being attracted, get something decent and it might make the world a bit more agreeable, but our council do have a guano record with culture .... remember when they fell for coughing up for the balls roundabout, tourists would turn up to see the piece by the world famous sculpture..... They didn't.

p.s. Why not free the watcher from its 'prison' and bang him on the sea front looking out to sea as was intended all those tears ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSCpo3d ... ergraphics

thedno · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:08 pm

and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeARXMH ... =ColinShaw

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:26 pm

thedno wrote:

How about some nice sea coal waggons.

Now you're talking!

UnreliableSalopian · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 5:48 pm

thedno wrote:

How about some nice sea coal waggons.

Isn't that the Warrior in the background?

Personally I'd vote for the two figures, it comes across as at least some thought gone into it and reminds me a bit of one or two or Gormley's works (Filter especially).

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

I like no 8, the imaginary boat. If they don't use that one, I might ask if I can have it.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:13 pm

thedno wrote:

How about some nice sea coal waggons.

What a beauty photo....Seacoal Wagons, Old Town hills (my playground when I was a kid) and The Warrior in the background....absolutely love it!!!! clappp

thedno · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2017 3:20 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

thedno wrote:

How about some nice sea coal waggons.

What a beauty photo....Seacoal Wagons, Old Town hills (my playground when I was a kid) and The Warrior in the background....absolutely love it!!!! clappp

when I saw photo it was a real trip down memory lane.

I also remember the seacoal lads on the beach tearing about in them wagons, for the best pitch from seacoal on that tide , nevermind (MMA) Mixed Martial Arts, you try encroaching on their pile of sea coal, they would make MMA lot look like 5 year olds having a fight.

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