Uncle Ken

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 7533

Really is having the last laugh.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:01 am

That's two bonus points for him then 'cos he had the first laugh too.

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9572

He said a few times be careful what you wish for.
Maybe he knows whats coming.

Dalton'sHaircut · **Joined:** Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 1013

Does Uncle Ken know how to laugh?

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

He let's out a deep breath through an almost smile then says no further comment will be made.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37478

WHOA...... reality check. We were dying a slow death in the final years of the previous regime. We all jumped ship from the Marie Celeste and shook the hand of the captain of the ship who rescued us. We failed to notice at the time the name of the ship who picked us up was Titanic. Oh dear.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

He has 14 million reasons to laugh.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37478

Surely 14 million reasons to look mildly stone faced, he never smiled.
As usual the fans have f**k all to smile about.

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1057

Is it possible for a fans group to sue the FA for the demise of their club, under the proviso that the fit and proper persons test is an utter joke?

thedno · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:48 pm

Any Smile that Uncle Ken had was trapped wind

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:56 pm

Snowy wrote:

WHOA...... reality check. We were dying a slow death in the final years of the previous regime. We all jumped ship from the Marie Celeste and shook the hand of the captain of the ship who rescued us. We failed to notice at the time the name of the ship who picked us up was Titanic. Oh dear.

Can I be a Pedant here. Conspiracy theorists believe it was the sister ship, The Olympic which was swapped for the Titanic (due to faults and not being ready) that hit the Iceberg and sunk. Anyway same result unfortunately. FTR The Olympic also sunk!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37478

So, it could have been either ship as they both sank. You been talking to Grassy Knollington......?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

I thought the Olympic was sunk by the Nazis.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2017 7:35 pm

No the Olympic was lost by the Nazis thanks to Mr Owen (Jesse).

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37478

Actually, the Olympic was broken up at Inverkeithong in 1935.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2017 7:53 pm

Snowy wrote:

Actually, the Olympic was broken up at Inverkeithong in 1935.

Or was it the Titanic?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

I stand corrected. There were three of them; Titanic, Olympic and Brittanic. Brittanic went down, sunk by a Nazi torpedo. Olympic was broken up as the Snowman says. Dunno what happened to the other one.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

It survived to star in one of the worst films ever made. With fuck awful music as well.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:01 pm

The White Star Line had to sail a Flagship or it would have gone bankrupt, hence the Titanic was replaced, and workers were paid off! Just a conspiracy of course! Never mind the lower grade materials to save money!

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

The Colonel wrote:

It survived to star in one of the worst films ever made. With fuck awful music as well.

Frozen?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:56 pm

pooliecrab wrote:

The Colonel wrote:

It survived to star in one of the worst films ever made. With fuck awful music as well.

Frozen?

Let it go crab.

Uncle Ken

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