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 Post subject: Uncle Ken
PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:39 am 
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Really is having the last laugh.


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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:01 am 
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That's two bonus points for him then 'cos he had the first laugh too.

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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:00 pm 
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He said a few times be careful what you wish for.
Maybe he knows whats coming.


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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
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Does Uncle Ken know how to laugh?


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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
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He let's out a deep breath through an almost smile then says no further comment will be made.


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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
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WHOA...... reality check. We were dying a slow death in the final years of the previous regime. We all jumped ship from the Marie Celeste and shook the hand of the captain of the ship who rescued us. We failed to notice at the time the name of the ship who picked us up was Titanic. Oh dear. :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
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He has 14 million reasons to laugh.


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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
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Surely 14 million reasons to look mildly stone faced, he never smiled.
As usual the fans have f**k all to smile about.

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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
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Is it possible for a fans group to sue the FA for the demise of their club, under the proviso that the fit and proper persons test is an utter joke?


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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
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Any Smile that Uncle Ken had was trapped wind


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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
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Snowy wrote:
WHOA...... reality check. We were dying a slow death in the final years of the previous regime. We all jumped ship from the Marie Celeste and shook the hand of the captain of the ship who rescued us. We failed to notice at the time the name of the ship who picked us up was Titanic. Oh dear. :evil:


Can I be a Pedant here. Conspiracy theorists believe it was the sister ship, The Olympic which was swapped for the Titanic (due to faults and not being ready) that hit the Iceberg and sunk. Anyway same result unfortunately. FTR The Olympic also sunk!

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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
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So, it could have been either ship as they both sank. You been talking to Grassy Knollington......?

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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
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I thought the Olympic was sunk by the Nazis.


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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
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No the Olympic was lost by the Nazis thanks to Mr Owen (Jesse).

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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
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Actually, the Olympic was broken up at Inverkeithong in 1935.

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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
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Snowy wrote:
Actually, the Olympic was broken up at Inverkeithong in 1935.


Or was it the Titanic?

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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
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I stand corrected. There were three of them; Titanic, Olympic and Brittanic. Brittanic went down, sunk by a Nazi torpedo. Olympic was broken up as the Snowman says. Dunno what happened to the other one.


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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
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It survived to star in one of the worst films ever made. With fuck awful music as well.

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The White Star Line had to sail a Flagship or it would have gone bankrupt, hence the Titanic was replaced, and workers were paid off! Just a conspiracy of course! Never mind the lower grade materials to save money!

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The Colonel wrote:
It survived to star in one of the worst films ever made. With fuck awful music as well.

Frozen?


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 Post subject: Re: Uncle Ken
PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:56 pm 
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The Colonel wrote:
It survived to star in one of the worst films ever made. With fuck awful music as well.

Frozen?


Let it go crab.


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