What was your Best Xmas Present?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

As above, cant be arsed writing it again, although by the time iv written this I could have written it again. Or just copied and pasted it tbh.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 3:44 pm

Bluetooth soundbar. Can't believe I've survived with just the TV speakers for so long.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

misterb2001 wrote:

Bluetooth soundbar.

What is one of them?

The Bishop · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 4:06 pm

Amazon Firestick or Sega Megadrive.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 4:19 pm

A sound bar is a speaker which enhances your sound from t`telly, a firestick improves sound and is a lot cheaper.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 4:43 pm

New pair of brown brogues which go superbly with my new collection of Happy Socks.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 6:30 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

misterb2001 wrote:

Bluetooth soundbar.

What is one of them?

It doesn't sound very romantic so lets hope it wasn't off their lass. When they start buying you stuff like that it's usually the beginning of the end.

Though like you I have no fucking idea what it is. It's certainly not a hotel break for 2 and a new pair of underpants, which is what they normally buy you as an expression of their love and desire if the flame still burns bright.

It was off me mam

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37698

A pencil sharpener, one of those you had at school years ago were you turned the handle, not the most expensive, but wanted....... Our lasses was her skip.... And I ain't joking :laugh:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 7:13 pm

Mini keg of Russian Rouble stout from Flipside Brewery. Tied with the Viz annual.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 7:28 pm

If I'd got a Christmas present it would have unquestionably been the best one.

Or maybe you mean which was the best one you gave. Now that's a different story and I really can't decide.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 7:52 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

In which case Mister B it is a lovely present, though how you get your mother to buy you expensive modern gear like that is beyond me.

My mother got me a doll for Christmas last year. Then when I opened it and got over the initial shock she snatched it back off me ( just as I had formed a bond ) and said " That's not for you, its for Poppy !! "

To this day none of us know who Poppy is.

And that is a completely true story an all.

I got an empty box 46 years ago, was told it was a army deserter

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 8:06 pm

The shoes were actually from me mam, me and our lass broke up few months back so fairly quiet on the present front this year.

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1057

Lovely long scarf from the wife. Needed a new one for a while, in this weather it really does the job.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

I gave my Wife a pearl necklace. (just getting that one in before Monkeybutt does, as it's surely the next Xmas present joke in his book!)

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:28 pm

I got our lass a CD, a block of Norwegian brown cheese, tickets for a gig and a smashing set of black underwear. I think she did pretty well.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:43 pm

They aren't all supposed to be enjoyed at once.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2017 11:18 pm

ElvisC wrote:

I gave my Wife a pearl necklace. (just getting that one in before Monkeybutt does, as it's surely the next Xmas present joke in his book!)

Like I have a xmas joke book, pfft!

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

[quote="poolieinnottingham"]a block of Norwegian brown cheese[quote]
Is that a euphemism?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:52 am

I've just vomited my bran flakes back into the bowl.

I get her it every year, become a tradition after we had a holiday in Norway and she ate tons of it.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:22 am

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B003HDBVNC/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_img?_encoding=UTF8&colid=1NG1C7A698R3N&coliid=I3Q5UE9ZL1A5TL

Facom Pro Toolbag....well chuffed with it!!!!

Plus 2 Stornoway t-shirts plus the album 'Bonxie' on vinyl which I'm gonna get signed and then framed in February!!!!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

This

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Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

And my fitbit

Off the Mrs

Is that bad chip?

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Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:47 am

Is that a Beardsley coaster?

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Joy Division Oven Gloves

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Fuck is a "fitbit"?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:25 am

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Fuck is a "fitbit"?

Attachment:

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This is.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Joe Mac wrote:

Is that a Beardsley coaster?

Yeah. My brother thinks he's funny

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Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Fuck is a "fitbit"?

Google it

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yloop · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2017 11:39 am

A Dukla Prague Away Kit.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Chip Fireball wrote:

Yubep wrote:

And my fitbit

Off the Mrs

Is that bad chip?

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It sounds like she is after more children. Will it never end ?

She may have more. But not from me ✂️✂️

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