Hey there from the Netherlands, has my poofa jacket turned up yet?

Puff in a jacket? ? Don't involve our board in your freaky deaky Dutch practices.

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No, is type of jacket that is puffy, make thin man looka big and fatta man like michelin, not puffs like your faggots and peas.

If you're from the Netherlands then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

Be careful around canals Toulouse.

I actually am a Dutchman's uncle though. My sister married a Dutch gadgie. I've been waiting ages for the chance to use it and now you've fooking ruined it by banging on about rivers.

Has it been claimed yet, just wondered like.

The gripping drama of whether someone will claim the jacket. Wonder if Bob would mind the rights being sold to Netflix provided all profits go to a charity that specialises in the safe return of jackets.

Maybe Bob should keep it himself and wear it to finish off the partially cleaned seats.

I know Bob bites at a lot of people, but I think he deserves a pat on the back for bothering his arse to try and reunite the garment and it's owner.

It has been an entertaining thread mind.

'.............partially cleaned sheets.'

Mr Bresslaw I have often wondered about your avitar, it looks scary. Can you explain what and where from. Thank you

I've always assumed it was Tevez as a youngun.

I'd hate to think anyone disagrees with the sentiment but his complete over reactions have become as much a part of the Bunker as Mutley's drunk ramblings or the Colonel's trolling.

True enough. I think the board is a better place when Bob posts more regularly.

Me to....he just needs to chill a bit and not take it too seriously!!!!

Apart from his godawful ABC game, which just shows him up as something of a dirty old man.

Yes, women should be 1,2 or 3.

Or as Donald Trump calls it Pussy Grab, Grope or Kiss

You forgot the too old/ no foreign accent options

His wife is from Bulgaria so he's selective with his racism. I'm sure he'd let a fit Muslim/Mexican into the country quite happily.

Headlines in last nights Carlisle Gazette:- "Homeless Carlisle Man has jacket taken by visiting fans" , "I only left it on the back of a seat" said the man concerned.

In same article:

Bob Fetish, 67, ex Fire Brigade Chief, from Trumpton, who was at the match with friends and former colleagues Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub, found the Jacket, and was disgusted to find in the pockets a pack of Woodbines and a box of matches.

Bob commented "What an absolute disgrace to leave such a fire hazrd just lying around. I am keeping this jacket until I find out who it belongs to so that a prosecution can take place"

Allegedly.

to be fair to Yupeb, he's not just a wanker. He's also a crank and a goon. And a bit of a doyle.

We ever find this jackets owner?

What ever happened to The Colonel ?

Fuck the Colonel what happened to the jacket?

It was partially returned, started out as a jacket but returned as a gilet.

Seen Bob the other week in a pub wearing a T-Shirt, on his way out he was putting his sleeves on as it was a bit cold outside.

You're talking guano.

Talking of Guano, I have noticed of late the seats in the Millhouse are gettin shitty, had to kick some off the seat in front of me and it hit the person in front of me, the shit has hit the fan so to speak!

The only sensible reply to that is Indian Knackerless 500 (if you don't know the joke you can work it out from the punchline).