left jacket at carlisle

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2016 12:42 pm

if anyone left their jacket at Carlisle yesterday Ste Gofton has it. If you know him then get in touch . If not pm me on here with details and you may get it back, or if you know who it belongs to

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

May get it back? Sounds like a partial nice gesture! Be a bit guano if you didn't give it back.

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2016 1:43 pm

What happens if someone pm 's me saying it their jacket but gives a totally incorrect description, They won't get it will they. so if not yours I don't really give a f*** what you think

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Only bob could make a gesture of giving someone their jacket back arsey as fuck

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Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2016 2:35 pm

only you could jump on a bandwagon first of having go at people

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Keep going bob. Your making it loads better

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Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2016 2:40 pm

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2016 4:44 pm

If its that brand new designer label jacket that is my size and was dead expensive, then I'm Spartacus. Oh and really really warm, then I am Spartacus.

I think the description is more than adequate.

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

The Bishop wrote:

If its that brand new designer label jacket that is my size and was dead expensive, then I'm Spartacus. Oh and really really warm, then I am Spartacus.

I think the description is more than adequate.

How did bishop get on yesterday?

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Fetish_Bob wrote:

What happens if someone pm 's me saying it their jacket but gives a totally incorrect description, They won't get it will they. so if not yours I don't really give a f*** what you think

Deep breaths gadge! therethere

Don't get your incontinence pads in a twist.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Bobs already set up a website where you have to interview n apply if you want to try n get your own jacket back.

It'll take 4-6 weeks. After your crb n credit checks.

No guarantees you'll be accepted though.

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pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Yubep wrote:

Bobs already set up a website

What, fully set it up?

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

He gave up when he realised he had broken his own rules. Barred himself.

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2016 7:13 pm

Yubep wrote:

Bobs already set up a website where you have to interview n apply if you want to try n get your own jacket back.

It'll take 4-6 weeks. After your crb n credit checks.

No guarantees you'll be accepted though.

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you need to stop being a keyboard warrior trying to be funny your just a wanker

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Bad form that bob.

Surely you can see he is taking the piss?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Nope I don't think he can.

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Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

A North East Cinderella story, queues of men waiting to try it on to get the hand of the Fetish!

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:04 pm

Zippy wrote:

The Bishop wrote:

If its that brand new designer label jacket that is my size and was dead expensive, then I'm Spartacus. Oh and really really warm, then I am Spartacus.

I think the description is more than adequate.

How did bishop get on yesterday?

Alas a credible 2-0 defeat.

On the plus side there are currently no reports of any left jackets in Stockport.

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:11 am

The Colonel wrote:

Bad form that bob.

Surely you can see he is taking the piss?

yes but he never contributes to a thread, simple has go at people or agrees with his mates/clique on here. I stick by what I said

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Oh Robert. Calm down mate, life's to short to get worked up over a forum.

There's some serious stuff going on in the world, like the poor jacket without an owner, let's not take this place too serious.

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Bob I left a jacket at Carlisle. is it this one...........

??

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Is it this one by any chance?

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I left this at the ground...

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:14 am

I've misplaced this.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Joe Mac wrote:

I've misplaced this.

Joe: Bob i left my jacket at Carlisle, it has 'Disco Stu' on the back.

Bob: Can you be more descriptive please so I know its definitely yours.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:18 am

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

I left this at the ground...

Any idea where I can get one of these, the wife has taken a liking to it ?

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

Bob has a knack of starting some great threads, sat here in tears :laugh:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Zippy wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

I left this at the ground...

Any idea where I can get one of these, the wife has taken a liking to it ?

Fuck knows, link is from 2012 and a google of "hug me jacket" seems to find it.

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:02 pm

Has Kenny Jackett been returned to his owner yet?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Anyone know the material of the jacket...

I heard it was a...

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The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Bob I left a jacket at Carlisle. is it this one...........

??

LYING TWAT.

Whats the odds of you ever, and I mean, EVER, leaving food unattended. :laugh:

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Fetish_Bob wrote:

The Colonel wrote:

Bad form that bob.

Surely you can see he is taking the piss?

yes but he never contributes to a thread, simple has go at people or agrees with his mates/clique on here. I stick by what I said

Can you confirm who his mates/Clique are?

From what I know, no fucker likes him. :razz:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I'm gunna get the blame for all this now that my mates have turned up n started posting

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The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

I am sure everyone will see and confirm that its all good natured pisstaking.

I doubt anyone, ANYWHERE, will see it differently. Unless they have had a humour bypass.

Oh and you have no mates.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

The Colonel wrote:

LYING TWAT.

Whats the odds of you ever, and I mean, EVER, leaving food unattended. :laugh:

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Fetish_Bob wrote:

What happens if someone pm 's me saying it their jacket but gives a totally incorrect description, They won't get it will they. so if not yours I don't really give a f*** what you think

Zip it, you can't talk to me like that I'm from the hood.

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

pooliecrab wrote:

Fetish_Bob wrote:

What happens if someone pm 's me saying it their jacket but gives a totally incorrect description, They won't get it will they. so if not yours I don't really give a f*** what you think

Zip it, you can't talk to me like that I'm from the hood.

The plot thickens, so the jacket has a hood?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

This changes everything. No one even mentioned a hood until now. Has the website been updated?

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pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Was there any contents or have they been pocketed?

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:04 pm

It might be a detachable hood so it can only be partially returned.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

The Bishop · **Posted:** Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:43 pm

Is it one of those attached hoods that rolls up and can be fixed in the collar?

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Is it a dinner jacket or a smoking jacket? If so my money would be on on the trust founder members. They make more money than the Scientology bunch.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Dont mention the trust

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:58 pm

If it's not claimed in 5 working days, can I have it?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Joe Mac wrote:

If it's not claimed in 5 working days, can I have it?

Il have it but only if the hood is detachable and its pink.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Oct 18, 2016 3:00 pm

If it isn't claimed the best thing to do would be to have it humanely put to sleep. Some people should remember that a jacket is for life, not just for Carlisle.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Do Pools not have a lost property bin Bob?

Im picturing one like at Jesy Road, full of minging PE shorts, faded shirts and odd manky gym shoes.

Used to be hilarious when people forgot their kit and had to use it

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