I bought three frogs on a stick, offered a bit to starving dog and it turned it's nose up at it!

Add grilled frog to the list.

Strawberries for some reason. They only thing she won't eat!

our dog eats the roof.

he's already eaten that!!!!

and the barbeque!!!!

Is your dog a labrador Elvis?
Greediest mutts in the world.
My dog is a cross between an alsation and a border collie and he's the only dog I know with an eating disorder.
Meat, fish, pasta, dog food
Thats about it...

..his own nose

Your mutton trumpet.

I'm only arsed about what dogs eat when it comes out of their shi tty disgusting smelly hairy arseholes


filthy minging creatures that they are shatting allover paths and greens and that


should shoot em all

Skye will not eat 'Dog Food'!!!!

So I'm going on 'Dragons Den' and I'm gonna' ask for money to start....

'Cat' Flavoured Meat....For Dogs!!!!

'Spuggy' Flavoured Meat....For Cats!!!!

'Pie' Flavoured Meat....For Gloves!!!!

I wonder what it's like to work in a pedigree chum factory.

Its the dogs

Our dogs getting eaten... by the worms ...it's dead!

My dog doesn't like Pedigree Chum. Think it's too rich for her.

Can you get Rennie's for dogs....?

Eurgh!! That's disgusting.

aye, it was supposed to be lamb

You've got a dog on an oil rig?

Do horses have snouts?

I bet it was really fowl anyway!

*hastily dials ambulance as his sides have split open

He said it was a horse snout nothing to do with a chicken though

F***ing sh*te, I meant 'foal'

That sort of spoils my hilarious joke a bit.

Ignore what I said previously and I will say it again, this way you will all find it funny!!!



Do horses have snouts?

I bet it was really foul anyway!

*hastily dials ambulance as his sides have split open

........

Just laugh you bugger!

my eldest when he was about two was eating a strawberry tart but never liked the pastry and in his usual manner fed it to the dog, this time he left it in the tinfoil which the dog ate as well ..... that must have been some shit the next day

Our dog lives in an outside kennel. Sometimes, if we're really busy checking guests out etc, she isn't let out of the kennel until 12.30pm. The thing is there is never any of her poo in the kennel when we let her out. I do have my suspicions that she must "put" it somewhere...? I know this is the opposite of what the thread asked for, but does anyone else have have their suspicions that their dog will refuse very little indeed?

I once had a guinea pig which used to eat its own poo. Minger

Mind you, we used to offer it this stuff called "salad" I believe including things such as lettuce (sp?) and cucumber (sp?), so it probably did not have much choice when it came to diet.