Twat tans

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Aug 12, 2016 6:37 pm

I've heard a few lasses talking about twat tans recently, which I assumed was something that's replacing the vajazzle.

Apparently it just means where dress straps lead to an uneven tan. I don't know whether to be relieved or disappointed.

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6476

Is that the womens version of the shan tan

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:43 pm

That's the feller.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1575

Oof, that's asking for a good slap.....and then run like fook because you WILL get chinned if the ginger fellow pictured catches you up.

Chesssington · **Joined:** Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:36 pm **Posts:** 900

I don't get the point of having a full tan, only my arms, face and legs would ever be on show.

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