Tickets in the post

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 10:54 am

For the first two home games to all season ticket holders. The club has been messed about by the new turnstyle suppliers and we are to use tickets sent out instead of our plastic cards.

Hope the suppliers are paying the postage for this. refred

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Maybe the club will ask someone to deliver them?

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:06 am

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Maybe the club will ask someone to deliver them?

Hope so, in clavering we still use the pony express and we may get them by Saturday

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2478

Why not just deliver them all to Throston bookies?

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:11 am

I blame Mark Burrows

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I blame the pre season trip to Tenerife and Brexit.

In that order.

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:06 pm

Russ would have sorted it.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

i blame rochdale

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:13 pm

http://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/news/ ... 18129.aspx

"As a result, Season Ticket holders will be receiving complimentary tickets for the games against Colchester United and Notts County in the post this week."

This is where we need Russ Green, he is an expert at dishing out complimentary tickets.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Gilberts fault.

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:41 pm

I think Bob is penciled in to partially deliver them.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 1:35 pm

Joe Mac wrote:

http://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/news/article/2016-17/hartlepool-united-season-tickets-turnstiles-delay-3218129.aspx

"As a result, Season Ticket holders will be receiving complimentary tickets for the games against Colchester United and Notts County in the post this week."

This is where we need Russ Green, he is an expert at dishing out complimentary tickets.

How can they be complimentary.....when........you've paid for a season ticket?

Gilbert OUT!!!!!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Maybe it's a typo, they are complimenting tickets.

They are a printed ticket that also say on them you have nice hair.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 1:53 pm

Yubep wrote:

Maybe it's a typo, they are complimenting tickets.

They are a printed ticket that also say on them you have nice hair.

As long as they compliment socks thats okay!

balltofeet · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 3:58 pm

I hope Toto turns quicker than these new turnstiles.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

They'll arrive once the current owners of them are finished with them which I believe they are now.

thedno · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 7:08 pm

please don't send them out 2nd class we will never get them.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12375

This will not go down well with the Guano Terrace Elite.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:18 am

derwent wrote:

This will not go down well with the Guano Terrace Elite.

Oi Derwent, will we see you back at the Vic now the last of the hierarchy has departed?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:31 am

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

They'll arrive once the current owners of them are finished with them which I believe they are now.

Where are they coming from like?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Aug 02, 2016 11:13 am

Mr Ripper wrote:

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

They'll arrive once the current owners of them are finished with them which I believe they are now.

Where are they coming from like?

i could tell you but I would have to kill you, I am a member of TURD, Turnstile Under Repair Department, the only clue I can give is this :animals-pig:

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Mr Ripper wrote:

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

They'll arrive once the current owners of them are finished with them which I believe they are now.

Where are they coming from like?

I heard they were coming from Upton Park.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12375

Mr Ripper wrote:

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

They'll arrive once the current owners of them are finished with them which I believe they are now.

Where are they coming from like?

Feethams........they come free with a selection of heskeylators ( once they clean the guano off).

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12375

monkeybutt wrote:

derwent wrote:

This will not go down well with the Guano Terrace Elite.

Oi Derwent, will we see you back at the Vic now the last of the hierarchy has departed?

Maybe...........but not until the guano crisis abates.

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Tue Aug 02, 2016 3:17 pm

Nothing in post today,stagecoach express will not get to clavering in time now.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Thank fuck I am not a season ticket holder.

Up the pay on the door when cant get a freebie elite.

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6476

poolymad wrote:

Nothing in post today,stagecoach express will not get to clavering in time now.

They made it all the way up to the Fens today, so I'm guessing they might make Clavering by Friday

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

The Colonel wrote:

Thank fuck I am not a season ticket holder.

Up the pay on the door when cant get a freebie elite.

You sacked off the not going but still whinging elite?

Brian Honour's Left Foot · **Posted:** Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:29 pm

Not received today and have to travel before Postie arrives on Saturday - there could be some seriously grumpy folk milling around the Who Are They Power Company Stadium come Saturday......

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

pooliecrab wrote:

The Colonel wrote:

Thank fuck I am not a season ticket holder.

Up the pay on the door when cant get a freebie elite.

You sacked off the not going but still whinging elite?

Well yes obviously. I have already confirmed that.

Disclaimer

This is on the assumption that the useless fucker has actually left and the rochdale thing isnt a joke.

Stil not convinced.

I will only be convinced when geoffn, sends his love, and admits that the useless fucker was exactly that after all.

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Wed Aug 03, 2016 10:02 pm

Mine arrived today with two house numbers on them. I'm away at the moment but they letter apparently said to try 13 and 20. Looks like the postman managed to match the name to other letters!

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poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Wed Aug 03, 2016 10:18 pm

Granddaughter got hers sent, no sign of the others.

I will nack the postie tomorrow afternoon.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

I heard West Ham

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Wed Aug 03, 2016 10:43 pm

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

I heard West Ham

Heard the pie n eel man outside the ground is striking a hard bargain.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Aug 03, 2016 11:30 pm

poolymad wrote:

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

I heard West Ham

Heard the pie n eel man outside the ground is striking a hard bargain.

How did Geoff take the news of Russ leaving?

thedno · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:28 am

just got tickets this am, talked to postman he said most come in today Thurs. some yesterday hince the Fens , (not Lincon) getting them on Wed. and they have sent them pout 2nd class so been lucky there.

thedno · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:30 am

oh dear Out not pout, mick Jagger rules OK!!!!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:31 am

thedno wrote:

just got tickets this am, talked to postman he said most come in today Thurs. some yesterday hince the Fens , (not Lincon) getting them on Wed. and they have sent them pout 2nd class so been lucky there.

Your lucky then, our postie in Greatham likes a lie in, 1.30pm normally :snooty:

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

thedno wrote:

just got tickets this am, talked to postman he said most come in today Thurs. some yesterday hince the Fens , (not Lincon) getting them on Wed. and they have sent them pout 2nd class so been lucky there.

The Fens, but not Lincoln Road? That's terrible. Fenton and Wainfleet OK then?!!

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

Postman has been - no tickets.

cicero101 · **Joined:** Fri Dec 19, 2014 12:45 pm **Posts:** 98

Posties been today but no tickets yet in far off billingham.

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

Postman just been today, no tickets !

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ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

My Dad's hasn't arrived either. (South Fens).

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Some of mine arrived today but not them all.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:19 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Some of mine arrived today but not them all.

Did Bob deliver them?

The Bishop · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:42 pm

Gilbert OUT!!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:49 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Some of mine arrived today but not them all.

Did Bob deliver them?

RichyHpool · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2016 2:43 pm

Wouldn't it have been easier to just show your season ticket card to a turnstile operative??!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2016 2:49 pm

Greatham has tickets :happy-cheerleaderkid:

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

A jokes a joke but I don't think Bob deserves to be the but of them in every single thread and I think all of this is in danger of overstepping the mark now, same with GeoffN. Not singling anyone out here I'm saying it about everyone, I have joined in myself as times.

Supporters like these are the lifeblood of lower league clubs and I don't think anyone deserves to be constantly belittled especially when all they are trying to do is help. There's a fine line between light hearted piss taking and bullying especially when you're the one on the receiving end.

Oh and Clavering has tickets

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