Oi Mark Simpson!

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

its been a long day.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37766

Fetish_Bob wrote:

the seats were partially cleaned, the soil/muck/even weeds were cleaned out of the small holes in every seat the thick pigeon/seagull guano was cleaned off the majority of seats on a number of days leading up to both the Sunderland and Scunthorpe games. Perhaps you think someone should sit there and follow the seagulls /pigeons with toilet rolls and clean up every drop as it falls. Put you seat number on here and I'll personally supply your seat with some cling film which you can remove on the first match so you have a clean seat . This will only be done on condition that at end of every home game you place fresh cling film on your seat to ensure some seagull doesn't guano on it.

How do I know the seats were cleaned of guano and holes of each seat (1.549) were cleaned as described because I personally did them,

Now if you can tell not only Pools but every sporting club in the WORLD how to stop pigeon guano falling on out door seating your guaranteed to become a multi millionaire

Do you do home visits, we have a couple of sexually rampant wood pigeons staining the bird bath, what would you advise in this case.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

You are all being unkind to Bob.

Surely it would have been much easier and quicker to clean the whole seat, rather than partially?

The planning that must have gone into the partial clean will have been epic. The seats are tiny, yet it seems they have been strategically partially cleaned. The attention to detail will have been amazing.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Has anyone cleaned the congeeled tomato sauce bottles?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Join the supporters trust. Donate £2.50 to charity. Then go to pools n clean the sauce off the top of the bottles

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monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:21 am

Snowy wrote:

Fetish_Bob wrote:

the seats were partially cleaned, the soil/muck/even weeds were cleaned out of the small holes in every seat the thick pigeon/seagull guano was cleaned off the majority of seats on a number of days leading up to both the Sunderland and Scunthorpe games. Perhaps you think someone should sit there and follow the seagulls /pigeons with toilet rolls and clean up every drop as it falls. Put you seat number on here and I'll personally supply your seat with some cling film which you can remove on the first match so you have a clean seat . This will only be done on condition that at end of every home game you place fresh cling film on your seat to ensure some seagull doesn't guano on it.

How do I know the seats were cleaned of guano and holes of each seat (1.549) were cleaned as described because I personally did them,

Now if you can tell not only Pools but every sporting club in the WORLD how to stop pigeon guano falling on out door seating your guaranteed to become a multi millionaire

Do you do home visits, we have a couple of sexually rampant wood pigeons staining the bird bath, what would you advise in this case.

Put a teaspoon of coffee in the water, it has been known to Mellow Birds bbolt

Oi Mark Simpson!

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