her constantly erect nipples

You are one frustrated man.

Frustrated or easily pleased or maybe both.

She could please me easily anytime

Off topic
How are Pools doin.
Any Bunkerite up there.

She is gorgeous like....and that's without noticing her nipples!!!!

Absolutely wrong, I was watching a film with her in it and they are like them coconut mushroom jobbies under her top, every friends episode they were out there, healthy man to have an interest, would you like pictures of trains up?

How can you not notice them, they`ll have your feckin eyes out at your height!

Nowt wrong with a healthy interest, but you post a lot about such things.

I've got a mental image of you like Rigsby, leering and sweating, eyes darting everywhere whenever a female is present. Or as a me owld dad would have said, a sex case.

I have taken early retirement and need a hobby

I think we are missing the fundamental point here! I have highlighted the salient subject matter. We have a true confession from a Bunkerite who obviously needs our help, support and some medication!

I am nothing like this in real life, this is my Bunkernality, I am an upstanding member(snigger) of the community really

I remembered today a massive crush I had back when I was at uni, Abi from the Zutons and had the pleasure of meeting her twice but unfortunately I got nowhere even though I am a handsome fella for a dwarf

Met her in WH Smith in Blackpool, lovely lass.

Nah, more like a Bernard Manning lookalike contest winner in a maroon velvet suit with the sophistication of Cosmo Smallpiece.

Concurring fully.
About the loveliness of Abi Harding I mean...not you being a handsome fella...

Nah, more like a Bernard Manning lookalike contest winner in a maroon velvet suit with the sophistication of Cosmo Smallpiece. [/quote]

So close it`s scary

This is worthless without pictures

Of Mr Butt? Or Compo?

People need to re-read this thread. Mr Monkeybutt has openly and honestly admitted to watching a Jennifer Aniston Film!!!! He and anyone else who admits to said needs help, support and medication!

Oi ya bollocks, you support Bishop Auckland, if any fucker needs help it`s you, at least Jennifers tits are nice to look at

He's from Bishop Auckland so he supports Bishop Auckland he has my respect as a football fan. Far more than some oaf who used to be a Manchester United season ticket holder anyway.

Fuck me, they let you out again, another one with a cactus for a family tree

Rather than good contributors whether you agree with them or not stopping posting on this message board would be a far better place if you with your inane, puerile drivel just went away. Every single thread you're involved with is you just attempting to insult people with your frighteningly shit craic. I'm sick of reading it to be honest.

So you can insult me as the oaf who used to support united and i`ll just sit here and take it up the tail pipe, yep that`ll work, if you don`t like what I post, join the rest and put me on ignore because I can do without your tiresome shite and another of the humourless gang members

Were you insulted or upset about my shit craic reply Bish?

please forgive me if you were

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Based purely on your posts, oaf is a fair comment for me.

Look I've never liked your posts that is clear but I've tried to take a step back in recent weeks but in doing that I'm reading you having a pop and winding up pretty much everyone. I have fully developed sense of humour and am about as laid back a person as you'd meet but personally crass childish 'humour' just isn't for me. That's fine not everyone's the same I'm sure you're an alright bloke but FFS give it a rest for a bit.

Labouring belatedly to the defence of Jennifer Aniston's finer points - it's true that she's appeared in a lot of lame romcoms, but when she gets decent material she's a good comic actress -definitely worth a watch in fillums like We're The Millers and Horrible Bosses (I and II).

My medication's a macallan - if you're buying, thanks for the help and support!

Mr PJ, thanks for your kind words and support, I appreciate it.

Mr Monkeybutt, I didn't take offence to your post, in fact I had a chuckle.

Mr Malcolm etc, you I REALLY need to have a "chat" too, openly endorsing Jenniffer Anistons acting ability? I suggest(I can't prescribe unfortunately) you up your dose to a double maclennan (its probably cheaper than your expensive stuff)!

I knew it - another cheapskate.