Mad Sharon....

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:38 pm

Has just walked past our house pushing an empty Asda Shopping Trolley whilst wearing a white Shellsuit which is tight as feck on her and she has a large shit stain running down the crack of her arse!!!!

:shock:

narl · **Posted:** Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:29 pm

Why is it that the 2 best known people in our town are mental?

Sharron and Lawrence, imagine the offspring :shock:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:35 pm

narl wrote:

Why is it that the 2 best known people in our town are mental?

Sharron and Lawrence, imagine the offspring :shock:

Ive never heard of Mad Sharon!? Who is she? confised

bluhart · **Joined:** Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:46 pm **Posts:** 131

I have heard of her as divvy sharron. go onto youtube and type in divvy sharon :shock:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:49 pm

I meant 'Divvy' Sharon....I got her mixed up with 'Mad' Debbie from the 80's!!!! :uhoh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:08 pm

'Rocky Socks'!!!!

John The Mong'!!!!

'The Burbank Bomber'!!!!

'Frank The Wank'!!!!

'Betty The Tramp'!!!!

'Tin Mouth'!!!!

'Skinner Skinner Eats Dogs Dinner'*

'Mans Head Mickey'!!!!

'Johnny Giro'!!!!

'Tab Hunter'!!!!

'Evil'!!!!

'Updee'!!!!

*Which incedentley he must have done cos about 4 years ago him and their lass got done for Dog Cruelty for starving their dog!!!! :evil:

To name but a few from the Old Town/Flamboro' era!!!! :sweeeet:

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

Scotch Jackie, Harry Horsecock, Skippy, Bendy Wendy & John The Con

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22636

How could you forget the one and only.................

Kenny Bottles

NEW ADMIN · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:48 pm **Posts:** 185

There is also "Cheyenne" The deaf and dumb fella who always in the baths doing a full length underwater :shock:

katcha · **Posted:** Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:59 pm

Mr I wrote:

How could you forget the one and only.................

Kenny Bottles

BOTTLES

BOTTLES

Klondyke as well from hart lane cemy

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:50 pm

I thought we'd done this before!!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37169

bluhart wrote:

I have heard of her as divvy sharron. go onto youtube and type in divvy sharon :shock:

I don't know who deserves the most pity, Sharon who can't help it or the disturbed individuals who put it on youtube. It's pathetic really. :roll:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:57 am

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Danny Longlegs,

Tommy The Trumpeter,

Helicopter Harold,

Jump Jet Fannny (and her Hawker Sidley tw@t)

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:42 pm

Does anyone know who this bloke is that I keep seeing around the town (Middleton grange usually)

He is a little skinny bloke who has a massive mullet like Pat Sharp (brown hair) and wears these skintight jeans. He is often sat outside the indoor market and similar 'tourist attractions!'

Im sure he wil be well known by those 'in the know'

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6471

Does he wear a leather jacket and have a moustache, if so it could be Norman, he can often be seen walking along Catcote Road near Summerhill

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:46 pm

Fensy wrote:

Does he wear a leather jacket and have a moustache, if so it could be Norman, he can often be seen walking along Catcote Road near Summerhill

No, dont think he has a tache (he would look silly with a tache AND a mullet!! :laugh:

)

He is probably about 40 btw

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:47 pm

gravedisorder wrote:

Does anyone know who this bloke is that I keep seeing around the town (Middleton grange usually)

He is a little skinny bloke who has a massive mullet like Pat Sharp (brown hair) and wears these skintight jeans. He is often sat outside the indoor market and similar 'tourist attractions!'

Im sure he wil be well known by those 'in the know'

Does he look a bit like this fella?

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:49 pm

Yeah thats him!

jumbodabber · **Joined:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:35 pm **Posts:** 519

Mutley if your as old as me you must remember work-up willie from down that area, or howabout Davvy ducknocker? think he worked on seaton shows.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:39 pm

jumbodabber wrote:

Mutley if your as old as me you must remember work-up willie from down that area, or howabout Davvy ducknocker? think he worked on seaton shows.

They both ring a bell but not 100%!!!! confised

Saladswerver · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:08 pm **Posts:** 194

billy nunn...who remembers him!!
although if you dont live on the headland you prob wont know him

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:51 am

BBC1 wrote:

There is also "Cheyenne" The deaf and dumb fella who always in the baths doing a full length underwater :shock:

what type of length :shock:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:44 am

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

gravedisorder wrote:

Does anyone know who this bloke is that I keep seeing around the town (Middleton grange usually)

He is a little skinny bloke who has a massive mullet like Pat Sharp (brown hair) and wears these skintight jeans. He is often sat outside the indoor market and similar 'tourist attractions!'

Im sure he wil be well known by those 'in the know'

It's the Horse Lover!

Who?

(cue the obligatory 'the bloke who loves horses' response)

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:45 am

gravedisorder wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

gravedisorder wrote:

Does anyone know who this bloke is that I keep seeing around the town (Middleton grange usually)

He is a little skinny bloke who has a massive mullet like Pat Sharp (brown hair) and wears these skintight jeans. He is often sat outside the indoor market and similar 'tourist attractions!'

Im sure he wil be well known by those 'in the know'

It's the Horse Lover!

Who?

(cue the obligatory 'the bloke who loves horses' response)

has anyone seen that bloke who hangs around the town centre in a brown leather jacket, dodgy tash seems a bit weird to me.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:49 am

hes definitely dodgy, i wouldnt let him baby sit a goat

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:04 am

townendtimmy wrote:

has anyone seen that bloke who hangs around the town centre in a brown leather jacket, dodgy tash seems a bit weird to me.

Thats Greasy Norman that is!

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:04 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

gravedisorder wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

gravedisorder wrote:

Does anyone know who this bloke is that I keep seeing around the town (Middleton grange usually)

He is a little skinny bloke who has a massive mullet like Pat Sharp (brown hair) and wears these skintight jeans. He is often sat outside the indoor market and similar 'tourist attractions!'

Im sure he wil be well known by those 'in the know'

It's the Horse Lover!

Who?

(cue the obligatory 'the bloke who loves horses' response)

The obligatory 'the bloke who loves horses' response.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:04 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

townendtimmy wrote:

hes definitely dodgy, i wouldnt let him baby sit a goat

There used to be a bloke with a pet goat lived along Milbank Road.

He used to dress it up in girls clothes.

We all called him Gordon Goat-dresser.

you are MAD :grin:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:12 pm

No-one has mentioned John the con, therefore i will mention him:

John the con

Is he really a con-artist? I used to buy my plectrums from there when i had a guitar. £10 per plec seemed reasonable to me!

:wink:

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

Saladswerver wrote:

billy nunn...who remembers him!!
although if you dont live on the headland you prob wont know him

billy is still alive and well and over the fish quay every morning gets the bus over about 7am and returns about 2 he is often sat outside the cafe on northgate shops

Mad Sharon....

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