3new signings next week.

Fatty Arbuckle · **Joined:** Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12

I've already posted this on rivals .........

3 more in next week

striker

centre half

midfielder

all class.

one coming in for money [a lot of money] will be our record signing by miles.

well done IOR Danny and chris.

clappp

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Do one have an "s" in his name?

katcha · **Posted:** Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:37 pm

er no,but the dreaded word rivals does.

Fatty Arbuckle · **Joined:** Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12

why don't you take your face for a shat you knob.

rage

LeicesterPoolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:48 pm **Posts:** 1278

This thread could do with tidying up, a bit :shock:

Fatty Arbuckle · **Joined:** Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12

Why not tell me to my face keyboard warrior?

you are a fooking numpty ,why am i scum?

you transvestite ladyboy.

LeicesterPoolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:48 pm **Posts:** 1278

The standard is dropping, I must admit :roll:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36605

Fatty Arbuckle wrote:

Why not tell me to my face keyboard warrior?

you are a fooking numpty ,why am i scum?

you transvestite ladyboy.

.......I see the art of satire and the use of subtle understatement is not dead.........except in your case :roll:

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jun 16, 2007 5:05 pm

Fatty Arbuckle wrote:

Why not tell me to my face keyboard warrior?

you are a fooking numpty ,why am i scum?

you transvestite ladyboy.

You can't actually BE a 'transvestite ladyboy.'

A transvestite dresses in the opposite sex's accepted clothing. A ladyboy is usually a man who's pre-op transsexual, has breasts but still has a penis, and dresses usually in female clothing.

What you're actually describing is a pre-op transsexual who dresses in MENS clothes and is therefore just a geezer with tits.

Who probably doesn't know anything about any transfers either. :roll:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36605

if I was about to be 'excommunicated' from my transmission system, I wouldn't give two shits about new signings either, good point Kev :wink:

.....

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:32 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Fatty Arbuckle wrote:

Why not tell me to my face keyboard warrior?

you are a fooking numpty ,why am i scum?

you transvestite ladyboy.

You can't actually BE a 'transvestite ladyboy.'

A transvestite dresses in the opposite sex's accepted clothing. A ladyboy is usually a man who's pre-op transsexual, has breasts but still has a penis, and dresses usually in female clothing.

What you're actually describing is a pre-op transsexual who dresses in MENS clothes and is therefore just a geezer with tits.

Who probably doesn't know anything about any transfers either. :roll:

is this not a Mid-life crisis

Lager Lout · **Posted:** Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:40 pm

striker

centre half

midfielder

About 40 clubs will sign these 3 positioned players next week does that make you in the know ? That you have came out with this tripe ?

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:44 pm

this thread should be in that brunos room away from normal bunkerites....

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

To be fair, fatty arbuckle started a thread off with all good intents and purposes, he was then told his type wasn't wanted round here.When he rightly stood up for himself he was called scum confised

fatty arbuckle received a warm welcome on here the other week, now all of a sudden he's 'scum'

BenCUFC · **Joined:** Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:08 pm **Posts:** 69

Striker: Michael Ricketts (released by Preston)

Midfielder: Ryan France (Hull City)

Defender: Sean O'Hanlon (MK Dons)

You heard it here first.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:31 am

BenCUFC wrote:

Striker: Michael Ricketts (released by Preston)

Midfielder: Ryan France (Hull City)

Defender: Sean O'Hanlon (MK Dons)

You heard it here first.

i hope they are for you rolfl

i'd be happy with duffy, lewington, and a centre half

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:09 am

3Quid wrote:

To be fair, fatty arbuckle started a thread off with all good intents and purposes, he was then told his type wasn't wanted round here.When he rightly stood up for himself he was called scum

Maybe he should stand up and deny being Frank Bruno's right hand then.
The IP addresses are rather incriminating, i.e., there are only two posters posting from that address and Bruno hasn't been seen since Fatty arrived.
... although of course there's always room for doubt.

Over to you Mr Arbuckle

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:31 am

Quote:

Striker: Michael Ricketts (released by Preston)

Midfielder: Ryan France (Hull City)

Defender: Sean O'Hanlon (MK Dons)

I used to work with Ryan France's uncle. By all accounts he is a model pro, although I reckon his wages will be pretty high.

chessington · **Posted:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:34 am

Not sure where these names came from but Michael Ricketts would be a class signing. Okay he's done eff all for about 5 years but he was great at Walsall & Bolton, surely you can't just lose that for good?

Wages would probably be too high though.

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

3Quid wrote:

To be fair, fatty arbuckle started a thread off with all good intents and purposes, he was then told his type wasn't wanted round here.When he rightly stood up for himself he was called scum confised

fatty arbuckle received a warm welcome on here the other week, now all of a sudden he's 'scum'

have to agree with three quid there, and so what if he's the right hand man of Frank? If it is the same person then they've no doubt come back with another username because they wanted to have another go.
Coming across all superior to rivals (which people on this board do repeatedly) and then calling posters scum is all rather hypocritical.
It may have been tongue in cheek for all I know but obviously didnt come across as that
This board used to be welcoming rather than a clique didnt it? I sincerely hope it stays that way as its the only pools board I ever visit these days

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:33 pm

ADG wrote:

ok ladies, lets get some facts straight here.

A bit of anti rivals sattire from Cornelius was met with a stupid nasty, Rivals style, response.

To which a typically sarcastic Cornelius response followed.

This was then followed by a rather threatening response from Fatty.

The way I see it is this:

Cornelius reeled him in. Its a bunkerites Bunker right to do this.(That was good that :laugh:

)

Every bunkerite has the right to respond with more vicious sarcasm to win the war of words.

Very few on here, if any, have threatened violence.

I dont think we need to tolerate threatening posts on here.

And if any of you believe that by not tolerating threatening posts makes us a clique, then you can all welcome to the site. before I kick the crap out of you. :grin:

I think everyone on here must have known that each of the message boards had its own mindset. But there was still a deliberate move to invite people from other boards to join on here. Cornelius is a master of what he does (whatever that is confised

) but it must be very very easy for some people to misunderstand him. What was the point of 'inviting' people we knew would be riled by a certain sort of comment, and then condemning them when it happened? I mean, be fair

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:50 pm

The thing is, most of us like being a clique, if that's what it is. Why don't we just admit it. It's not being superior, it's more having a similar sense of humour than anything else. Either you want congeniality or you want to accommodate the rest of the world. You can't do both

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:16 pm

ADG wrote:

rolfl

I have visions of a headless horse lying in a field somewhere as we speak.

The head will be in Cornelius's bed tonight. :laugh:

If only Mrs Atweazle would allow the rest of the animal....... :shock:

'What are you doing Cornelius??'

'Nothing, dear....' :uhoh:

DELETED · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:20 pm

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LeicesterPoolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:48 pm **Posts:** 1278

michael bridges is at least 27

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Err...havent heard a Bridges rumour for weeks, possibly months.
Have I?
Well if Duffy is too expensive or doesnt wanna come back what say Bridges? Would he cost too much and would he do the business?

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:43 pm

chip fireball wrote:

boyd is better than bridges.

and hes local.

we'll have no strangers here.

Bridges has got a big nose as well

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

TalbotAvenger wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

boyd is better than bridges.

and hes local.

we'll have no strangers here.

Bridges has got a big nose as well

But surely when he's stretching for that header it just gives him an extra slight advantage?

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:49 pm

the bloke in the chippy told me we'd be making on signing this week confised

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:25 pm

the smackheads will all be signing on this week, I heard it from a taxi driver

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:35 pm

parmopooly wrote:

the smackheads will all be signing on this week, I heard it from a taxi driver

The taxi drivers will all be driving badly this week, I heard it from a smackhead

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:47 pm

bollox meant 1 signing confised

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:55 pm

3new signings next week.

Gadgies online