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Dugoutpaddy
 Post subject: err a joke (ish)
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:34 am 
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All the news agents in the town have been the victims of a series of strange thefts. The thieves have not taken any money alcohol or cigarettes but instead have only stolen sweets, crisps and chocolates.

police think its a gang of snackheads

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Salty
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crikey, you're easily pleased!!! :wink:


no offence to the joke teller intended....
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Gibsons Beard
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Salty wrote:
crikey, you're easily pleased!!! :wink:


no offence to the joke teller intended....


:grin: Actually I was being sarcastic, it is the most shite joke I have ever heard, in fact I would not even regard it as a joke tbh.

Again, no offence to the joke teller intended! :sweeeet:

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Salty
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get out the fook!!

dont recognise a :wink: when ya see one....?! :wink:



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Two frogs were due to get married this weekend but sadly one of them has croaked............
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Salty
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Jonny
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the invisable man bucked the invisable woman, they ended up having twins but they were nothing to look at.......
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Gibsons Beard
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the invisable man bucked the invisable woman, they ended up having twins but they were nothing to look at.......


Im surprised she didnt see right through him

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townendtimmy
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gravedisorder wrote:
Jonny wrote:
the invisable man bucked the invisable woman, they ended up having twins but they were nothing to look at.......


Im surprised she didnt see right through him


oh dear this thread is descending :laugh:
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