Appointed Alloa manager-hope his attitudes improved since his spell with us!

Just hope their lass doesn't think it's too far...

Family comes first, but I reckon if he'd have moved with her to downtown Hartlepool and not Houghton le Spring he'd have passed Humphreys record by now and would probably our manager.

Surely he's dumped his missus by now anyway? She was homesick for Falkirk, I've been to Falkirk and it makes the Marina look like Sandbanks.

I went to an outdoor festival in Falkirk once, called, with a flair for words that Sir Walter Scott would have been proud of, Big In Falkirk.

It was held in April, colder than Tow Law in a January gale, and the fights in the beer tent were definitely big.