He da man.

Someone must have told him to.

You da knob.

Not the majority of his fellow party MPs.

Only two posts from you in the last two and a half months and they're both about me.

Come on, don't be shy, share with everyone the handle you normally post under.

Must be someone bright as he is always spot on with his comments about you.

What's that, Fatty?

I've posted on here for a long time Jiz, though not as much as I used to. Many people on here know who I am in the outside world, and a couple were even taught by me. I have nothing to hide, unlike you who nobody knows and who posts from the Midlands or some other place and never about Pools. Go save your boring right-wing patter for some Tory-supporting forum - you might you even get listened to on there.

So you are/were a teacher.

The vocation of someone who can't cut it in the real world.

Yawn. How predictable.

Well said chip that shallow tory bastard can fuck off as far as I'm concerned...

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Went to school with his old man, I would suspect the son of a fireman would have a sense of perspective


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He'd have to be on another planet to work with some of the beings on here.

The irony of anyone saying "you'd struggle to meet a nicer lad, blah, blah, blah" about someone who calls others is not lost on me. It'll be lost on you, though, Chipolata.

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Hose A and Hose B.

Very apt profile name

I hadn't commented about you but I will now.

Dickhead Tory wanksplat!

All Jiz seems to do is be provocative and nasty. Whether you agree with his politics or not, he just doesn't come across as a good egg.

You are half-right and slightly myopic.

Provocative - yes, but that doesn't mean trolling.

Nasty - no, that's what some on here are towards me.

You're not the only chubbster on here, you know.

And what makes you believe im fat, oh intelligent one?

You're right about me being myopic, but I'm saving up to get my eyes lasered.

I've got nowt wrong with debate, but you're dragging it down into the gutter with all the juvenile name calling and belittling of everyone who disagrees with you. If you behave like that then you can't complain when people do it back to you.

Anyway, where do you think Pools will finish this season?

I stopped bothering with the jizzy one a while back. He joined the board to promote UKIP and clearly had no interest in Pools. Still hasn't but now that UKIP have imploded all he can do is keep sniping away like a dullard provocateur.

The fact that he thinks he's cleverer than everybody on here just because most of us are from Hartlepool gives you the measure of the bloke.

This is exactly what my reference to you being myopic was about.

I didn't start the name-calling, and I have ignored most of it directed at me, but when I start to give it back gently to the repeat offenders I'm the one dragging it down towards the gutter

I don't recall calling anyone where that person was not the instigator. You won't encourage reasoned debate if you abuse someone. If I call anyone, it's because they've shown they can't/won't debate but continue to be negative towards me so I don't care.

I predict Pools will finish in the Play-offs.

It is strange why you joined the board though, I don't think there is one Pools related post (apart from your last sentence)

Here, what the fook is this? A closed shop labour supporting message board where no other political views are welcome?

Pretty much yeah


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Of course it isn't. The gadgie who runs it was booted out of Combat 18 for being too right wing.

There's loads of debate on here from all sides, which is healthy. Most people respect each others views but now and then some get personal and unpleasant.

And why is it that anyone from a right-wing perspective gets so paranoid about anything which doesn't fit their narrow world view? Farridge is a master at this.

You specifically named me. I replied specifically to you.

No, I didn't. If I was specifically naming you, I would have typed 'Fatty eats Roadkill'.

I don't know anything about you. Why you'd think I'd randomly address you is beyond me.

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!Fight! Fight!Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!ht! Fight!

Knack him Fatty!

Question 21. What vernacular English word beginning with k and meaning "to give a good beating" to is peculiar to the UK.

Is it 'pagger?'

Is it from a German root? I'm sure if you said 'Ich bin geknackered' to a German at the end of a shift they would know what you meant.

You have issues.

Wrong my swivel eyed foaming at the mouth ukipper. You specifically named me as you typed Fatty! Note the capital F. I am the only poster starting with Fatty. If you were generically calling people fatty it would be lower case.
It would seem your education is not as good as you think.

Either way you're still a belmet!

Surely you two must realise that this is a dispute of the very poorest kind, not in any way in the great bunker tradition of hissy fits and foaming at the mouth or even containing frank threats to depart forever from the board. There's nothing at all for the rest of us to laugh at, or take sides about. It is all dismal in the extreme.

Shape up, or I'll mount a campaign for your speedy dismissal.

As a loid and only just above Jiz in the food chain on here if I threatened to flounce off that decision would be made for me by the mods. Hence no threat to flounce as only the great Lord Sussex would bat for me

Plus I don't want to make PJ's wet dream come true

Earlier he said he was off to Budapest but still comes onto a football forum to talk shit. Why on earth he hasnt been banned again is quite strange.

Whether you post on here or not doesn't bother me in the slightest if you think your banning or leaving would evoke any emotion whatsoever then you're deluded. I doubt I or anyone would notice.

For the record I don't think you add anything to the forum (even less than Sussex ) and like in this bizarre thread post barely coherent gibberish mostly.

Do you have an e-mail alert whenever someone posts 'Fatty' or do you just trawl this forum desperate for somebody to talk about you? Weird stuff.

I don't know what your problem is or why you think you own the Fatty trademark, but I'm not arguing with an idiot as the best I could do is win an argument over an idiot.

Get back in your box, Tree. No-one cranked the handle.

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I've checked it out and knacker is indeed a word in DE. It's a bit disappointing though as it means an old fart.

Knacker as in yard is Schindanger, so I s'pose you'd after say "ich bin geschindangert" or summats.

Eh ? Your brain being scrambled by to much THC again chip?

Jiz v Fatty .... two bald men fighting over a comb. Oh dear.

Wonder why DJ hates fat people or indeed why he thinks I'm fat.

This Grow a pair mate instead of asking people to be banned..

I never asked.

You get the jist clever dick!