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Jiz
 Post subject: Public Health Information - Stools
PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 9:21 pm 
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jumbodabber
 Post subject: Re: Public Health Information - Stools
PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 9:27 pm 
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Worra load o shite!
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
 Post subject: Re: Public Health Information - Stools
PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 9:49 pm 
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Nothing there about opening a window first before a check .. sctatchinghead
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
 Post subject: Re: Public Health Information - Stools
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Are ones that disappear straight away without flushing less dense or something?

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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
 Post subject: Re: Public Health Information - Stools
PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 10:54 pm 
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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Are ones that disappear straight away without flushing less dense or something?


When has a King Dong ever disappeared first flush ?? :roll:
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pooliecrab
 Post subject: Re: Public Health Information - Stools
PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:12 am 
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I had a green poo once.
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Public Health Information - Stools
PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:16 am 
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I had a green poo once.


Just once? sctatchinghead

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pooliecrab
 Post subject: Re: Public Health Information - Stools
PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:04 am 
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Mr Ripper wrote:
pooliecrab wrote:
I had a green poo once.


Just once? sctatchinghead

Yeah, they're normally blue
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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Public Health Information - Stools
PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:51 am 
My kids have a bubblegum ice cream on a sunday from Seaton and the next day it is green poo day! :obscene-tolietpush:
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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: Re: Public Health Information - Stools
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Does anyone else really hate the word 'poop'?

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poolieinnottingham
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And while we're on the subject, the Bristol Stool Scale is better than anything Americans could come up with.

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My cack is blue n white.
There must be something right with me!
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Montpoolier
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Does anyone else really hate the word 'poop'?

It's all right provided it's coupled with words like "prow" or "shiver me timbers"

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poolieinnottingham
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Or deck. Any other context makes me want to hoy full-to-bursting dogshit bags at the person saying it.

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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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loose arses , the trots, must be all in a days work for monkeybutt.. :?
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offshorepoolie
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Loose shits sink ships.. Or something like that

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Joe Mac
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What about the self wiping poo's?

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pooliecrab
 Post subject: Re: Public Health Information - Stools
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Joe Mac wrote:
What about the self wiping poo's?

No wonder you stink you lazy dirty pikey :laugh:
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