Classified Section ( Car For Sale )

HUFChris · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 7:01 pm **Posts:** 16

Hi All,

I am a new poster to this forum but not a new visitor so i expect the usual welcome so.... Fuck off! :dance:

Is there still a classified section to this forum as i am looking to sell my car and wanting to put it on the bunker.

Thanks.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2015 11:27 am

HUFChris wrote:

Hi All,

I am a new poster to this forum but not a new visitor so i expect the usual welcome so.... Fuck off! :dance:

Is there still a classified section to this forum as i am looking to sell my car and wanting to put it on the bunker.

Thanks.

The information regarding the classified section is CLASSIFIED!

Oh and Foook off :happy-smileyinthebox:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Just say it on here

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2015 11:42 am

Yubep wrote:

Just say it on here

It

HUFChris · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 7:01 pm **Posts:** 16

Some forums are very picky as to where you post things. IE Classified adds so i was checking first.

Anyway Here is goes...

2004 Golf MK 5 2.0 GT TDI 140 5dr 75000 Miles,

Cruise control
Electric front windows
Electric rear windows
Electric & Heated Seats
Auto lights and wipers
6 Disk CD Changer
Height/reach adjustable steering column
Full Service History
2 original keys
Car Registered On My Name
Parrot Bluetooth Hands Free
Has the VW winter pack which includes xenon headlights and heated seats.

Very clean car,no smoke,no fault on dash,drives superb lots off power very economical car still in very good condition for this age has 4 New tyres. Had full service that include new tank pump and air con service also cam belt change.
Reason for sale got a company car, you will not be disappointed with this lovely Golf first to see will buy.

£3300

Pictures on Request.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2015 11:57 am

Pictures of you or the car on request?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

HUFChris wrote:

Some forums are very picky as to where you post things. IE Classified adds so i was checking first.

Anyway Here is goes...

2004 Golf MK 5 2.0 GT TDI 140 5dr 75000 Miles,

Cruise control
Electric front windows
Electric rear windows
Electric & Heated Seats
Auto lights and wipers
6 Disk CD Changer
Height/reach adjustable steering column
Full Service History
2 original keys
Car Registered On My Name
Parrot Bluetooth Hands Free
Has the VW winter pack which includes xenon headlights and heated seats.

Very clean car,no smoke,no fault on dash,drives superb lots off power very economical car still in very good condition for this age has 4 New tyres. Had full service that include new tank pump and air con service also cam belt change.
Reason for sale got a company car, you will not be disappointed with this lovely Golf first to see will buy.

£3300

Pictures on Request.

Sounds decent, I notice no mention of the colour so presuming its polka dots or something?

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2015 12:31 pm

What sort of temperament has the parrot got?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

If the "first to see will buy" can i come along to see it and offer £20?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

HUFChris wrote:

Some forums are very picky as to where you post things. IE Classified adds so i was checking first.

Anyway Here is goes...

2004 Golf MK 5 2.0 GT TDI 140 5dr 75000 Miles,

Cruise control
Electric front windows
Electric rear windows
Electric & Heated Seats
Auto lights and wipers
6 Disk CD Changer
Height/reach adjustable steering column
Full Service History
2 original keys
Car Registered On My Name
Parrot Bluetooth Hands Free
Has the VW winter pack which includes xenon headlights and heated seats.

Very clean car,no smoke,no fault on dash,drives superb lots off power very economical car still in very good condition for this age has 4 New tyres. Had full service that include new tank pump and air con service also cam belt change.
Reason for sale got a company car, you will not be disappointed with this lovely Golf first to see will buy.

£3300

Pictures on Request.

ASL

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Does it have a cup holder?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

HUFChris wrote:

Some forums are very picky as to where you post things. IE Classified adds so i was checking first.

Anyway Here is goes...

2004 Golf MK 5 2.0 GT TDI 140 5dr 75000 Miles,

Cruise control
Electric front windows
Electric rear windows
Electric & Heated Seats
Auto lights and wipers
6 Disk CD Changer
Height/reach adjustable steering column
Full Service History
2 original keys
Car Registered On My Name
Parrot Bluetooth Hands Free
Has the VW winter pack which includes xenon headlights and heated seats.

Very clean car,no smoke,no fault on dash,drives superb lots off power very economical car still in very good condition for this age has 4 New tyres. Had full service that include new tank pump and air con service also cam belt change.
Reason for sale got a company car, you will not be disappointed with this lovely Golf first to see will buy.

£3300

HUFChris · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 7:01 pm **Posts:** 16

HA!

Nice try everyone but it was as expected clappp

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2015 2:32 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

No wonder he got his friend Eddy to give it a respray. They'd never have got past Watford Gap.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2015 3:44 pm

If it,s not blue & white you can,t sell it on hear.

Oh by the way Fooook off!!!!

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2015 4:19 pm

HUFChris wrote:

Some forums are very picky as to where you post things. IE Classified adds so i was checking first.

Anyway Here is goes...

2004 Golf MK 5 2.0 GT TDI 140 5dr 75000 Miles,

Cruise control
Electric front windows
Electric rear windows
Electric & Heated Seats
Auto lights and wipers
6 Disk CD Changer
Height/reach adjustable steering column
Full Service History
2 original keys
Car Registered On My Name
Parrot Bluetooth Hands Free
Has the VW winter pack which includes xenon headlights and heated seats.

Very clean car,no smoke,no fault on dash,drives superb lots off power very economical car still in very good condition for this age has 4 New tyres. Had full service that include new tank pump and air con service also cam belt change.
Reason for sale got a company car, you will not be disappointed with this lovely Golf first to see will buy.

£3300

Pictures on Request.

john dory · **Joined:** Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:41 pm **Posts:** 28

classic magic post clappp

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

Has it got a tree air freshener hanging from the mirror and if so what scent is it ?

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

It's black and white and the aroma is a dull scent that will invoke a sense of smugness. It's the Alan Treerer and Ken will be introducing them to the club shop soon.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I may actually be interested.

Can you confirm if a cup holder is present and is it wide enough to take a large Mcdonals cup?

yloop · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2015 7:36 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

I may actually be interested.

Can you confirm if a cup holder is present and is it wide enough to take a large Mcdonals cup?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

But how would I drink it while in the car?

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2015 9:01 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

But how would I drink it while in the car?

....Osmosis?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

But how would I drink it while in the car?

....Osmosis?

If Dr Clarke at Tunny ever taught me anything it's that osmosis is the movement of a liquid from an area of low concentration through a semi permeable membrane to an area of high concentration.

I think.

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2015 9:14 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

But how would I drink it while in the car?

....Osmosis?

If Dr Clarke at Tunny ever taught me anything it's that osmosis is the movement of a liquid from an area of low concentration through a semi permeable membrane to an area of high concentration.

I think.

Yes, the semi permeable membrane being the roof lining in the car.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2015 10:35 pm

How can a membrane be semi-permeable? Either the stuff gets though or it doesn't, surely?

HUFChris · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 7:01 pm **Posts:** 16

Thanks for the positive feedback :clap:

But don't forget to add VAT to the price.

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2015 10:49 pm

Montpoolier wrote:

How can a membrane be semi-permeable? Either the stuff gets though or it doesn't, surely?

... .it's like a semi detached house, it's detached .....but only on one side, therefore is an end terrace house semi detached too?

yloop · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2015 11:11 pm

Montpoolier wrote:

How can a membrane be semi-permeable? Either the stuff gets though or it doesn't, surely?

At a molecular level, no.

KT Poolie · **Joined:** Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:04 am **Posts:** 150

osmosis - I think you will find it was Miss Snowdon at Tunny and it is the process by which molecules of liquid pass through a semi-permeable membrane from an area of high water concentration to an area of low water concentration in order to equalize the solute.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

KT Poolie wrote:

osmosis - I think you will find it was Miss Snowdon at Tunny and it is the process by which molecules of liquid pass through a semi-permeable membrane from an area of high water concentration to an area of low water concentration in order to equalize the solute.

I think u will find I know who taught me.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

KT Poolie wrote:

osmosis - I think you will find it was Miss Snowdon at Tunny and it is the process by which molecules of liquid pass through a semi-permeable membrane from an area of high water concentration to an area of low water concentration in order to equalize the solute.

I think u will find I know who taught me.

I haven't a clue what you lot are even on about thank fook I took geography with van geffon ( or what ever he was called ) and Mr miley

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

Mike van geffen is correct, you must be knocking on if he taught you, he left tunny around 1992 ish and set up a load of nursing homes.
Starting with the White House in hartburn Stockton.
Remember looking after his white Opel manta

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Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37844

no6bus wrote:

Remember looking after his white Opel manta

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You were babysitting a car.

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

Yes it was his little baby

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Joe Mac · **Posted:** Sun May 24, 2015 8:19 am

Poor lad is only trying to sell his car which has turned into a discussion about teachers at that shitty school Tunny.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

[quote="no6bus"]Mike van geffen is correct, you must be knocking on if he taught you, he left tunny around 1992 ish and set up a load of nursing homes.
Starting with the White House in hartburn Stockton.
Remember looking after his white Opel manta

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I left In 86 so not really knocking on more in my prime

Yeah van is a very wealthy fella or was last time I heard and good luck to him he was a cracking bloke

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

Yes Mike done very well for himself, his mate Chris bell is a canny bloke as well, restored his dad's 1963 rolls Royce silver cloud for him, that was a treat, it had stood in the garage for 20 years, sorted the brakes,the exhaust,the points in the fuel pump and it sailed through a mot. Fantastic car to drive.

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verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

no6bus wrote:

Yes Mike done very well for himself, his mate Chris bell is a canny bloke as well, restored his dad's 1963 rolls Royce silver cloud for him, that was a treat, it had stood in the garage for 20 years, sorted the brakes,the exhaust,the points in the fuel pump and it sailed through a mot. Fantastic car to drive.

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Bell was he the woodwork teacher ???

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

Yes Chris was the woodwork teacher, along with Mike Cole,Pete meadows and also in cdt was barney Mahoney who was a memorable bloke who actually taught me when I was doing my engineering apprenticeship in the mid seventies and he was working at the college of FE

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Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37844

[qu Pete Meadows related tote="no6bus"]Yes Chris was the woodwork teacher, along with Mike Cole,Pete meadows and also in cdt was barney Mahoney who was a memorable bloke who actually taught me when I was doing my engineering apprenticeship in the mid seventies and he was working at the college of FE

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Was Pete Meadows related to the original woodwork teacher Bill Meadows..?

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Does he realise just how much the bunker hates golf.

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

Yes Pete meadows was Pete meadows son

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

Snowy wrote:

[qu Pete Meadows related tote="no6bus"]Yes Chris was the woodwork teacher, along with Mike Cole,Pete meadows and also in cdt was barney Mahoney who was a memorable bloke who actually taught me when I was doing my engineering apprenticeship in the mid seventies and he was working at the college of FE

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Was Pete Meadows related to the original woodwork teacher Bill Meadows..?[/quote]
Sorry in my reply I should have said yes Pete was bill's son it's the stress of the metrocentre

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon May 25, 2015 12:17 pm

Our woody teacher was called Laverty. Poor bugger. He had more nicknames than all the other teachers combined.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Always enjoyed Bells classes.

Compo · **Posted:** Mon May 25, 2015 7:15 pm

I went to grange and manor. And mr no 6 bus was working at grange when I was a nipper.

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

Yes I was there from 1990 to 2000 and would probably still have been there but for Mrs Conway who didn't see eye to eye with me. However she did me a big favour as I now enjoy my job and will shortly be receiving national recognition as our depot has won a new safe driving award and will be the first holders.

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HUFChris · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 7:01 pm **Posts:** 16

Car has now sold but by all means continue discussions :clap:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

This is just a normal bunker thread Chris.

They'll move onto humphreys soon.

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