Cow madness..?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37840

On the BBC news this morning... a vigil is to be held in memory of a cow that broke loose onto the coast road at Wallsend and was shot by police (as a cow through the winscreen is never welcome).... the vigil will be on Friday night and will be candle lit.
I kid you not.

Will it lead to bovine rioting as hordes of rampaging cows demand justice for Tinkerbell as shops stocking gravy and butchers are put to the torch...?

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 6:53 am

They had a ceremonial funeral for Maggie Thatcher!!

Block B Blues · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 6:55 am

Could turn nasty this one, I think the police had better beef up security as there could be a lot at steak.

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 7:07 am

Block B Blues wrote:

Could turn nasty this one, I think the police had better beef up security as there cud be a lot at steak.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37840

Block B Blues wrote:

Could turn nasty this one, I think the police had better beef up security as there could be a lot at steak.

Don't mince your words!

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

ive herd enough of this

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

ed-t-ball wrote:

They had a ceremonial funeral for Maggie Thatcher!!

Well she was a sacred cow

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 8:17 am

I've herd about your beef with the cow protection movement Snowy but you should look at it from the udder point of view. They aren't all on the gravy train you know.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

billythefisherman · **Joined:** Sun Dec 21, 2014 10:40 am **Posts:** 388

I was going to go but I herd it's going to be fresian on friday night

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 8:41 am

On the udder hand....

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 9:00 am

What a load of bull! That marksman deserves a pat on the back.

alibarthez · **Joined:** Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:06 pm **Posts:** 1072

I live up this way and it has caused mayhem. Bonkers. Apparently they're wearing cow onesies at the vigil too

Block B Blues · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 9:46 am

Can't believe that policeman shot the cow, how dairy! Re-veals a lot about modern policing and lack of tolerance of Minotaur-ity groups.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 12:01 pm

I will attend and wear my leather cow onsie as a mark of respect, I have penned a ditty to recite and haven`t minced my words, I was going to walk up there but won`t brisket in case of cold weather.
The joint will be packed they reckon and hopefully they fillet, the moosic supplied by DJ Dave from Cowdenbeef bbolt

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37840

There's a lot at steak, but it's time to moo...ve on.

qwerty keyboard · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 2:16 pm

The veggies are milking this for all this is worth........about 50p per 100g

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 5:14 pm

I think this must be an omen that we're going to sign a player from Aberdeen.

Or more probably from Angus.

billythefisherman · **Joined:** Sun Dec 21, 2014 10:40 am **Posts:** 388

Hope there is no trouble, I'd hate to see a calve up

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6477

looks like everyone is milking this thread for all it's worth

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 11:32 pm

Did anyone BSE the article on the news earlier? They're all mad.

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