Barcelona are wearing our new away kit tonight, and are already 1-0 down. What is it about that kit and a crap 1st half?

Oh. Comment retracted.

Scary how good their front 3 are.

No egos about who scores etc. seem to take more pleasure in setting each other up than scoring themselves.

And they are ALL clinical, who can stop them?

Scott Harrison.

They were 5/1 to win in play when they went one down. If I wasn't such a peasant I'd have had £50 on that. Got a fiver on it though.

I have £20 on Messi and Neymar to score 6/1 and £10 on more than 5.5 goals at 7/1 which I'm quite liking the look of now.

I saw something the other week comparing Messi and Ronaldo who is apparently now the better player. The other week Ronaldo went in a strop, had a go at and wouldn't celebrate with a defender who nicked his goal.
By contrast, Messi handed over his penalty duties to Neymar so he could get his first ever Barcelona hat-trick and went off happily celebrating with him.

The difference, Ronaldo is a c**t. Messi is happy to be part of a team

Ronaldo isn't a c**t, he's just obsessed with being the best whereas Messi wants to do well for his team.

Great stuff that mate. Should leave a nice packet for Juve tomorrow.

Onwards!

Messi plays for Barcelona, Ronaldo plays for Ronaldo. Messi is a better footballer but Ronaldo more clinical IMO

Neymar you useless twat

Barça just stopped trying after their second. Pretty crap match after that.

Ronaldo briliant player but a complete knobhead.

Messi is a much better all round player, and a far far superior team player.

Real Madrid would probably be a better team without Ronaldo

Ronaldo is a far better human being. Swings and roundabouts innit. He's competitive to a fault but being honest we're lucky to have seen both players at their best.

You talking about a footballer here or Desmond Tutu?

You said he was a complete knobhead, he isn't.

Just enjoy these 2 unbelievable players at the top of their game.

It may never be this good again, they're breaking records every week for goals.

I don't know whether Messi is better than Ronnie or not but Barcelona's front three are way sexier than Real's.

Allegedly Messi and his father fiddle there taxes and Ronaldo has allegedly given 5 million to the nepalese quake appeal. Who allegedly is a knobhead

To any of you know either individual personally

What a ridiculous, but quite funny thread, yes great players but we want to answer that burning question;

Who is the biggest knobhead?

I've heard Messi stomps kittens.... Just for fun.

Ronaldo told Kim Jong Un to do this;

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-32716749

Ronaldo spreads tongue ulcers using the internet on his days off....TWAT!!!!

I dont know Ronaldo personally. I would have thought that was obvious. Messi on the other hand..........................

Of course I was referring to Ronaldo being a knobhead on the pitch. Which he is. Especially if someone else scores a goal other than him, when he thinks he should have received the pass.

If Messi is fiddling his taxes, then he should get a job with the british Governement.

Ronaldo donates a lot of money to charitable causes, Messi might do too but I doubt he'd shout about it as he's quite private off the pitch. His possible tax evasion might be the reason for this mind!

Only one of them pays a barber to style his wax models hair once a month. Here rests the case on who the biggest knobhead is! http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/31745660

Well, I wrongly surmised a year ago that it would take years to wean Barcelona off their tiki taka game. How wrong I was.

Respect to Luis Enrique and well done Barça on being the new championes.

Yours enggonfacingly

Montpoolier