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The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

jesus can you imagine that. A foreign group want to buy pools. Hodcroft insists that Russ must have a job. The foreign company say get stuffed, so Ken pulls the plug. And then claims they werent right for pools.

Wonder what the TBE would make of that?

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Chip Fireball wrote:

Dunno what the selling price is, but there are people outsie the UK interested in taking over, which has to be a positive IMHO.

Whether Ken would sell, or Russ would insist on keeping his job is a different matter I guess.

I hope theyre not in a chip shop somewhere..

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9834

Rich Arabs like.
We mite be the next Bournemouth!

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UqY3OpXsh-k

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

The Colonel wrote:

by the way Mods?

Can someone please change the title of this thread. Its making me feel ill.

Really.

Tweaked it slightly for you.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

still makes me feel ill. Could you remove the words massive big thankyou?

I just have this vision of a load of middle aged blokes drooping their pants and bending over in front of Ken and Russ with one trouser leg rolled up, slappng the arses of those bent over as they scream, thank you sir, may I have another.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 12:38 pm

The Colonel wrote:

still makes me feel ill. Could you remove the words massive big thankyou?

I just have this Fantasy of a load of middle aged blokes drooping their pants and bending over in front of Ken and Russ with one trouser leg rolled up, slappng the arses of those bent over as they scream, thank you sir, may I have another.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

you would have to be one sick man to have that as a fantasy. Or even suggest it.

Yet you have suggested it. :teasing-nutkick:

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

The Mail have presented Moore with a framed photograph momento of coming 3rd bottom of a shitty league.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

The PR machines in bloody over drive this week.

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

The ground is gonna be full without even selling any season tickets

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

bresslaw wrote:

The Mail have presented Moore with a framed photograph momento of coming 3rd bottom of a shitty league.

One for the toilet wall..

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

bresslaw wrote:

The ground is gonna be full without even selling any season tickets

and no one will have paid!

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 1:36 pm

bresslaw wrote:

The Mail have presented Moore with a framed photograph momento of coming 3rd bottom of a shitty league.

Whoa!!!! In the photo on that article you can see a list of what looks like imminent signings on the white board behind them!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

misterb2001 wrote:

bresslaw wrote:

The Mail have presented Moore with a framed photograph momento of coming 3rd bottom of a shitty league.

Whoa!!!! In the photo on that article you can see a list of what looks like imminent signings on the white board behind them!

link?

yloop · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 1:47 pm

The picture has disappeared? Did anyone save it?

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

Aye - I did

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

You can make out Bingham, Hugill 6 mnth and Tish Jan?? in white pen.

I can't upload it because I'm on my phone

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9834

At the top of the white board looked like:
C--D E---S

Calm down do-gooders

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 2:06 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

misterb2001 wrote:

bresslaw wrote:

The Mail have presented Moore with a framed photograph momento of coming 3rd bottom of a shitty league.

Whoa!!!! In the photo on that article you can see a list of what looks like imminent signings on the white board behind them!

link?

To save any heartache, it was a blank whiteboard...

yloop · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 2:15 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

To save any heartache, it was a blank whiteboard...

Spoilsport!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 2:46 pm

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

At the top of the white board looked like:
C--D E---S

Card Elves :confusion-confused:

Calm down do-gooders

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

The Colonel wrote:

still makes me feel ill. Could you remove the words massive big thankyou?

I just have this vision of a load of middle aged blokes drooping their pants and bending over in front of Ken and Russ with one trouser leg rolled up, slappng the arses of those bent over as they scream, thank you sir, may I have another.

Better now?

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The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Aye. Was really getting me down.

Block B Blues · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 4:12 pm

Still don't like seeing "thank you" and "IOR" in the same sentence.

Replace the "thank you" with "fuck off", then change the "standard sized" back to "massive big" and we'll be cooking with gas.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

How about adding and when you get there keep fucking off

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9834

Thats how it should be
BLOCK N BLUE

The club brings in over a million quid in thru transfers.
But can only attract players who will accept £5/600 a week.

And yet still quite a lot of our fans are behind IOR even tho its plain to see hodcroft n green are still here for self gain.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Block B Blues wrote:

Still don't like seeing "thank you" and "IOR" in the same sentence.

Replace the "thank you" with "fuck off", then change the "standard sized" back to "massive big" and we'll be cooking with gas.

You see, I do like this better, but I am a diplomat.

billinghampoolie1908 · **Joined:** Thu Feb 05, 2015 5:52 pm **Posts:** 4483

Apparently we cant even afford Ryan bird wages a player we had on loan not so long ago and released by Cambridge. Bloody hell if we cant compete with Cambridge its going to be another long season ahead.

yloop · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 5:20 pm

billinghampoolie1908 wrote:

Apparently we cant even afford Ryan bird wages a player we had on loan not so long ago and released by Cambridge. Bloody hell if we cant compete with Cambridge its going to be another long season ahead.

It was more that we wouldn't match what southern teams have offered him. Ronnie's bang on when he said players are a bit thick and don't factor in cost of living.

billinghampoolie1908 · **Joined:** Thu Feb 05, 2015 5:52 pm **Posts:** 4483

That's fair enough maybe they are but seriously Cambridge Utd if we cant temp players leaving them we really are in the brown stuff.

chunky1988 · **Joined:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:33 pm **Posts:** 1066

Or just Cambridge were massively over paying him and that's why he's been released. Honest people will moan about anything

billinghampoolie1908 · **Joined:** Thu Feb 05, 2015 5:52 pm **Posts:** 4483

Moaning in the space of a few days we cant afford a lad from Tranmere now heading for the conference and Cambridge just come from the conference. Yeah looks great for the new campaign doesn't it?

Block B Blues · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 5:37 pm

The Colonel wrote:

Block B Blues wrote:

Still don't like seeing "thank you" and "IOR" in the same sentence.

Replace the "thank you" with "fuck off", then change the "standard sized" back to "massive big" and we'll be cooking with gas.

You see, I do like this better, but I am a diplomat.

There's another first; The Colonel claiming to be a diplomat.

Now if it was your mate Dibble I could believe it, he's much nicer than you.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

And yet still quite a lot of our fans are behind IOR even tho its plain to see hodcroft n green are still here for self gain.

Just shows how good they are at PR

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The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Yubep wrote:

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

And yet still quite a lot of our fans are behind IOR even tho its plain to see hodcroft n green are still here for self gain.

Just shows how good they are at PR

Or does it say more about their target audience?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Tell us your side Pete!

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Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 8:34 pm

Just wait till IOR snap Pogba up from under Chelsea's nose like they did with Gabbiadini under Darlo's. You'll all have egg on your faces then eh?

Peter Harris · **Joined:** Sun Feb 01, 2015 3:28 pm **Posts:** 5

Hello

Due to circulating rumours of which I have been notified, I have decided to post some information for you all. I can't go into much detail at the moment but all I will say is :

'Watch this space'

Well done on securing your future in the football league.

Best regards

Peter

yloop · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2015 1:03 pm

Peter Harris wrote:

Hello

Due to circulating rumours of which I have been notified, I have decided to post some information for you all. I can't go into much detail at the moment but all I will say is :

'Watch this space'

Well done on securing your future in the football league.

Best regards

Peter

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Peter Harris wrote:

Hello

Due to circulating rumours of which I have been notified, I have decided to post some information for you all. I can't go into much detail at the moment but all I will say is :

'Watch this space'

Well done on securing your future in the football league.

Best regards

Peter

Any time scale Peter? I will stay logged in at work if its today?

Cheers for appointing Moore by the way!! clappp

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Peter Harris wrote:

Hello

Due to circulating rumours of which I have been notified, I have decided to post some information for you all. I can't go into much detail at the moment but all I will say is :

'Watch this space'

Well done on securing your future in the football league.

Best regards

Peter

I'm going to have to change the title now again!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Chip Fireball wrote:

I wonder how long it will be before one of TMH logs on to counter this. My guess is by half one tomorrow afternoon.

Just a few days out, still a decent guess though.

yloop · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2015 1:10 pm

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2015 1:19 pm

Does anybody genuinely believe that's the real Peter Harris?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I imagine Mods with access to IP addresses etc have a very good idea.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2015 1:25 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

Does anybody genuinely believe that's the real Peter Harris?

So cynical MrB!! This is what having hodcroft and green at our club has done to us all

yloop · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2015 1:28 pm

[x] Predicting a 12 pager when this drops.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2015 1:28 pm

Hopefully a sale will be engineered very soon

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Gibsons Beard wrote:

Hopefully a sale will be engineered very soon

I'm Pooliemad and I want to have Peter Harris's babies threa

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