It's Official....I Have An Hole In My Arse!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:04 pm

Had a camera up yesterday and they took 10 Biopsies....while doing one of them I started bleeding so they 'clipped' it....I have an Hole in my Arse!!!!

Watched it all on the screen....amazing stuff!!!!

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:17 pm

I've been buggered up the local DGH a couple of times,neither visits have been pleasant..

Block B Blues · **Posted:** Wed Mar 18, 2015 11:30 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Had a camera up yesterday and they took 10 Biopsies....while doing one of them I started bleeding so they 'clipped' it....I have an Hole in my Arse!!!!

Watched it all on the screen....amazing stuff!!!!

kebab & chips · **Posted:** Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:35 am

Did they use clamps to open up your jacksee

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:23 am

Block B Blues wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

Had a camera up yesterday and they took 10 Biopsies....while doing one of them I started bleeding so they 'clipped' it....I have an Hole in my Arse!!!!

Watched it all on the screen....amazing stuff!!!!

Think I,d rather pass on that one,Thank you very much! refred

john dory · **Joined:** Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:41 pm **Posts:** 28

There's no mention about the cameraman?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:32 am

john dory wrote:

There's no mention about the cameraman?

They used one of them kodak cameras, think it was called a brownie!

john dory · **Joined:** Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:41 pm **Posts:** 28

Aye aye. Kodak probably had a hand in it.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:07 pm

Hope everything goes alright Mutley!

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

I've been buggered up the local DGH a couple of times,neither visits have been pleasant..

Anywhere else you've been buggered that you'd like to tell us about?

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Mar 19, 2015 6:48 pm

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

I've been buggered up the local DGH a couple of times,neither visits have been pleasant..

Anywhere else you've been buggered that you'd like to tell us about?

Well there was the doctor's surgery as well.

.i could name at least 4 doctors that were in with it.

Why ? Are you kinky or something ?

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Mar 19, 2015 6:50 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

john dory wrote:

There's no mention about the cameraman?

They used one of them kodak cameras, think it was called a brownie!

It felt like a Canon was shoved up my arse..

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

Ive had that done mutters its not a bad day out i think i nodded off watching it on the tv and you get tea and biscuits afterwards

Did you take that stuff the day before that flushes you out :uhoh:

Lordy Lordy i couldnt move no more than 10 paces from the pot all day :uhoh:

tatty picker · **Joined:** Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:22 pm **Posts:** 36

Yeah me too, sigmoid wasnt too bad, but the full colonoscopy i was out like a lite after being told i may feel a bit drowsy. Woke up starving, could have eaten the crutch out of a low flying syphletic duck, had to do with tea n toast though. Hope everything turns out ok mutts.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:13 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Hope everything goes alright Mutley!

Was just a follow up from last years 'arse exploration'....everything seemed ok....cheers!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:16 pm

Verbal & Picker....I watched all the way through....you'se obviously can't take your drink!!!! :laugh:

Tea and Toast for me afterwards and it was cushty....hadn't had anything since 1pm the day before....then made a Sunday Dinner when I got home for me and Becca!!!!

That stuff Verbal is 'Picolax'....powerful stuff!!!! confised

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37892

MutleyRules wrote:

Verbal & Picker....I watched all the way through....you'se obviously can't take your drink!!!! :laugh:

Tea and Toast for me afterwards and it was cushty....hadn't had anything since 1pm the day before....then made a Sunday Dinner when I got home for me and Becca!!!!

That stuff Verbal is 'Picolax'....powerful stuff!!!! confised

Picolax, the devils laxative.

tatty picker · **Joined:** Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:22 pm **Posts:** 36

Thought i would be awake to watch it mutts, i was allowed to watch the first half.
On another note, i suffered a heart attack two years ago, i wached them put two stents into my heart, now that was amazing n scary, but to be able to see that was amazing, statistics seem to show that i will suffer another one in the future. Pools are not helping this season by any means, so my question is, if we pull it off, is it worth investing in a season ticket ? bearing in mind i was not too far away from the freeman last time. glad to hear everythings ok mutters.

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